Poetry by William James Jonas III

January 8, 2024

Sir Jack’s New Year Message 2024
By William James Jonas III

Maybe this time
Will be the last time*
Were words from an old song
Many sang it
Some even hoped it
But those days are long gone
In those old times
When folks saw both sides
But it’s different now
You must agree
See things as I see
Ask no questions just bow
High inflation
Across the nation
Some deny others blame
Nothing changes
The battle rages
It’s an unending game
There’s right and left
But that’s not forward
When have turns brought success?
Some say stop Trump
And halt the weather How is stopping progress?
Time to end this Different voices
Are the path to be free
So this new year
Let’s now be quite clear
We must save our country
Poison arrows
Kept in their quiver is a way to begin
Joining forces
This change can happen
Maybe this time we’ll win

Sir Jack’s 2023 Christmas Message
By William James Jonas III

A star announced His sacred birth.
As angels proclaimed peace on earth
The birth accomplished; peace will come.
When He returns with His kingdom.
It only takes directed eyes.
Toward the heavens midnight skies
To find a star and then recall
He gave the greatest gift of all.
Chaos still reigns on city streets.
Our quest for peace is incomplete.
Gifts of the season just bring stress.
New ways are found to be depressed.
Escape all that and just look up.
And simply say thank you Jesus.

Sir Jack on Horse Sense
By William James Jonas III

Once a horse has passed on
We all know it is dead
Derby days are over
No stall used in the shed

Dead horses don’t enter
A race scheduled next year
That is just good horse sense
It’s absolutely clear

Somehow in politics
They give dead horses space
Pretend that they can win
Place bets upon that race

It’s political fraud
That dead horses abound
Pretending they can run
Till voters turn them down

Some campaigners will lie
That dead horses can win
And in ways that explains
The big mess we are in

In Washington, DC
A dead horse can be stuffed
Staff take to starting gates
You know what’s the result

When the voters get fooled
Think dead horses alive
Time and treasures wasted
As swamp creatures survive

Dead horses don’t need hay
The fuel is simple greed
Clinging to old power
Don’t care what people need

Can age make a horse dead?
Or a crime conviction?
Or signs of dementia?
Time for horse restrictions?

To wait for honesty
In political schemes
Is riding a dead horse
Expecting victory

So before deciding
For a red horse or blue
You might check for a pulse
The future counts on you

Sir Jack on Israel

There would be no ducks today
Had there not been an ark
A friend with a boat served us well

Noah was not called a Jew
Yet his family line
Brought forth children of Israel

While such facts may seem simple
They are my reference place
When Israel has been attacked

The borders of a country
Like Noah’s Great Flood ship
Assure precious lives stay intact

Israel was created
Because Jews had no ark
A people need one to exist

“From the river to the sea”
Is much more than six words
It puts Jews’ only ark at risk

Talk of two state solutions
Seems to ignore one point
Perhaps the most important part

Every bird should have a nest
Homelands for all peoples
And Israel’s state is its ark

Sir Jack on safe migration

It is an ancient route
This trek has heritage
A quarter million dead
Each year too much carnage

Generations travelled
And family members die
The millions continue
To scheduled suicide

Where is this spree of death?
On Atlantic Flyway
Through our New York City
Where flocks of birds are slayed

Of course such birds don’t vote
They’re only passing through
But voters walk the streets
Where these dead birds are viewed

These deaths are expected
They happen twice a year
Citizens want a plan
To end this killing field

During bird migrations
Glass windows are a trap
Mistaken for blue sky
In fact it’s a death path

That’s why two years a go
Those who make city rules
Established some changes
To reduce deaths so cruel

With translucent stickers
Dimmed artificial lights
In migration seasons
Fewer winged friends will die

You may ask me “Sir Jack!”
We sent you to Congress!”
“Why are you distracted?”
“By all this dead bird mess?”

The Atlantic Flyway
Goes through more than one town
Birds that survive New York
Are then Washington bound

I’m heading to DC
Where the Congress debates
Include migration safety
In these United States

Some solutions are hard
Others quite obvious
Migrations that bring death
Cannot go unaddressed

Some Congressmen may doubt
Following New York’s lead
But all life is precious
Including life with wings

“New York [City] – like Philadelphia, Baltimore and Washington – sits underneath the ‘Atlantic Flyway’ – an ancient migration route travelled by millions of birds…Up to a quarter of a million of them die colliding with windows in New York every year…” From “The Economist” October 28th 2023 page 29

Sir Jack, Member of Congress, on electing a Speaker for the United States House of Representatives

Each duck has one bill
Each beak for one bird
All us Congressmen
Pick just one Speaker

Only one Speaker
The Congress rules say
At times selection
Can take many days

Rapid agreement
Means there was no choice
Thoughtful elections
Take days full of noise

“This is a disgrace!”
“They’re disorganized!”
Such commentators
Are just spreading lies

On thing I do know
This great republic
Was not built for speed
Dictators are quick

Government power
Can’t be fair and fast
Where prompt is made first
Justice becomes last

Some of my Members
Sought a new Speaker
And then took a vote
To dump their leader

Egos on all sides
Were battered and bruised
Those that weren’t angry
Still sounded confused

After a big change
Deliberation
Is the thoughtful step
Running our nation

Varied opinions
Will need to be heard
The barks to be swift
Are simply absurd

The best choice is not
Enemy of good
That cliche applies
Only to fast food

Members of Congress
Will comer together
Elect a Speaker
Sooner or later

It’s time to relax
We are building Rome
Congress is messy
Don’t try this at home!

Certain Women (Luke 8:2-3)

Certain women
Healed by our Lord
Of their substance
They ministered

Infirmities
Evil spirits
They were tortured
Until He blest

Seven devils
Mary has lost
Now rejoices
Serving her God

Susanna gave
And Joanna
Met earthly needs
For King of All

Many others
Luke does not name
These three and more
Never sought fame

Certain women
Nameless but three
Gave what they had
True ministry

Haiku
By William James Jonas III

History revised
The harvest bounty shrink wrapped
Thanksgiving steadfast

II.

Appalachian mist
Always vanished by mid-day
Yet dawn will reclaim

III.

Frigid November
Four centuries have past
Thanksgiving endures

IV.

As Sir Jack attempts
Crossing canyons of Congress
Verse becomes his bridge

Texas Hill Country
Beauty deeper than soil
Still misunderstood

VI.

When rules seem obtuse
Varnish it as a “system”
Make discord its trait

VII.

Green summer mountain
Autumn will not tolerate
True color is change

Ranch Verse

Woke Wrangles

“Gender affirming surgery
Is done here on this ranch”
The cowboy spat between his boots
Without shifting his stance

“This world is always on the move
Change is a fact of life
The way you’re born aint permanent
As he sharpened his knife

“A male at birth may not be best
There may be other needs
For years I’ve know this was the truth
Change is not just for leaves”

And that is why on this here place,
We offer free each year
Gender affirming surgeries
Where boy calves become steers.”

First Responders for 2023

There’s a new type First Responder
We have more than a few
These First Responders all appeared
When China sent that flu

These First Responders don’t have trucks
They can’t help if you’re sick
But they will give the first response
To place blame or to quit

Whenever you meet a challenge
Your back’s against the wall
The new heroes give the response
That this is not your fault

Their training seems so impressive
It must have been intense
There’s always someone else to blame
At Fox or CNN

These First Responders serve us well
They tell us what to do
Using science and breaking news
We bow our heads and moo

“It’s not your fault that you are broke
Or cannot write so well
For sure some RACIST is to blame
Or a TRANSGENDER SPELL.”

When inflation hits your table
First Responders explain
That Putin’s War caused all of this
Give money to Ukraine

Some responders blame Joe Biden
Some ULTRA MAGA crowds
Just know there’s nothing you can do
Stay angry on your couch

So when things turn out bad for you
The cause do not ponder
The one to blame will be explained
By your First Responder

Austin At Minus Forty (years) – I want to go home with the armadillo…
By William James Jonas III

As I jog viewing the hills of Appalachia (i.e. definitely not in Texas), my thoughts turned to another jogging path, years ago, around Town Lake – not Lady Bird Lake – the lake that existed for twenty years before the name change. I was in law school, and my running (jogging was for geezers) route was a trail around Town Lake – my part of the Colorado River in what used to be Austin, Texas. I worked downtown in the “tall gold building” – there was only one, and twenty-one stories (the Headliners Club was on the 21st floor) counted for tall.

The Austin of the 1970s and early 80s could have been recognized by any resident of earlier eras. The Austin my mother knew, as a University of Texas 1950s sorority girl, and that which was the setting of “The Gay Place” was the same as mine (minus the men with long hair and topless female tanners at Barton Springs). That Austin disappeared to be replaced, today, with something that may be perfectly nice but unrecognizable as coming from what was before. It is as if a Texas Mockingbird gave birth to Big Bird. Dallas, Houston, even ossified San Antonio have seen change as well, but their older versions were not erased. My Austin is gone.

Sometimes, for a moment, while driving on the Drag between MLK and 26th, old Austin seems to attempt re-appearance, but the effort is never complete. What exists now is what has existed for the last forty years, and it is all different from what was before.

Today’s city hall, designed to represent an animal that is all but extinct in Travis County, makes it clear where we have arrived. Few can recall that last Austin armadillo race ending in a dead heat amidst thick smoke and Lone Star beer much less the location of Armadillo World Headquarters and the unfortunate fire that ended it all.

Austin has changed, and it is monstrous. Few things are sadder than the truly monstrous.*

In my Austin,

“Austin City Limits” was a Friday night live music show on KLRU where normal people got tickets.
“Whole Foods” was one store, on Lamar, and everyone did not shop there.
All Mexican food was marginal with the best options being Manuel’s on 1st Street (where the Four Seasons is located) or Fonda San Miguel if you wanted to splurge.
Wearing a “Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus” button on your jean jacket did not make you a bigot any more than wearing a “Nuke an Unborn Gay Whale for Jesus” button made you crazy. Both were on sale, every night, on sixth street.
“Dirty’s” was dirty, but you still ate the hamburgers, and so did our Governor.
The homeless were not victims; they sold flowers and ran for mayor.
The airport was on 51st street and moving it sounded idiotic except to the evil developers; it was laid-back (and very cool) to be anti-growth.
If men wore short pants, they were cut-offs.
Democrats ran everything, and Republicans did not mind.
If someone had said “Keep Austin Weird,” you would have known they were from Lubbock or College Station.

I will be back in Texas someday, but going back to that Austin, or anything remotely like that Austin, is not possible.

*From “Day of the Locust” by Nathanael West

Sir Jack
By William James Jonas III

Recently, Sir Jack discovered haiku. His collection of haiku will begin with:

As Sir Jack attempts
Crossing cultural canyons
Verse becomes the bridge

Potomac dense fog
Obscures more than the shoreline
Warm light will resolve
…

Sir Jack, when away from his Congressional responsibilities, has become active in the Trump 2024 campaign. When he was asked to comment on the first two Republican Presidential Debates, he said:

A candidate you don’t see
Sometimes is the best choice
Like when the stage is crowded
With silly girls and boys

Absence is a power play
It’s not checkers or chess
Two presidential debates
Have showcased Trump finesse

Kids screaming at each other
Toss cliches like grenades
Before one is insightful
They’ll find a cure for AIDS

The debaters are quite smart
And certain things they know
But Donald Trump was wisest
Deciding not to go

“Don’t go there” can be warning
To dodge embarrassment
Debate dodging’s not a plan
To become president

A dodge and a timed absence
Need not be the same thing
Absence makes the heart grow fond
Different from dodging

It’s a presidential race
Some say “join the debate”
Joiners never come in first
All winners separate

As a Trump duck I get asked
“Where is your candidate”
“How can he ignore Fox News?”
“And keep skipping debates?”

I ask what they’ve learned so far
Watching two gatherings
Of folks with many ideas
But yet something’s missing

We all know what is lacking
That is of course his plan
A Trump less debate confirms
That Donald Trump’s the man

It is no surprise, when it comes to his fellow New Yorker (relocated to Florida), Sir Jack is never in doubt.

Thanksgiving Haiku

History betrayed
Autumn harvest not unchanged
Thanksgiving remains

…

Frigid November
Four centuries have passed
Thanksgiving endures

Additional Haiku

Appalachian mist
Always vanished by mid-day
Yet will reclaim dawn

…

Texas Hill Country
Beauty deeper than soil
Still misunderstood

…

When rules seem obtuse
Varnish with the word system
Make discord its trait

…

Green summer mountain
Autumn will not tolerate
True colors must change

Sir Jack just checked in … he was in a flutter over a recent Ukraine update he received as a member of the House Armed Service Committee where General Mark Milley, describing Ukraine’s counter-offensive against Russia said, “It is far from a failure, in my view.” This type of comment from a four-star American general cause Sir Jack to exclaim:

How far from failure?
Is meant when it’s far?
Far is not constant
Depends where you are

It’s not specific
In terms of distance
Is Ukraine far from
Our country’s defense?

On a diving board
10 meters is far
But that is quite close
When driving a car

As a Congress Duck
I seek clarity
Not Pentagon smoke
From folks like Milley

Is far from failure?
Closer to success?
General word games
Seem close to a mess

General Milley
Please answer again
Does far from failure
Give hope for a win?

When none ask questions
The answer is clear
It is one few want
And contractors fear

We’re not there to win
Our role is to pay
Why does this make sense
Mark MIlley won’t say

2 September 2023

Waiting for Recess
By William James Jonas III

A summer in Congress
And a summer in hell
Is there a difference?
That would be hard to tell

They are both very hot
The good have no success
But the hell of Congress
Has a summer recess

Until those August days
There’s much flapping around
The hardest thing to find
What’s called mutual ground

My Washington colleagues
Do not understand me
I’m not addressed Sir Jack
They say you’re “Mr. E.”

Congressman Mr. E.
You may think that sounds weird
But DC Mr. E.’s
Have been around for years

To them a Mr. E.
Is when I speak plain sense
Like “Trust but Verify”
Or “wash before you rinse”

If it’s not logical
And you cannot explain
To fund such a project
Is corrupt or insane

I keep asking questions
While others roll their eyes
When answers seem fuzzy
It’s a sign they are lies

“Badgering the witness”
“Sir Jack’s at it again”
Why call me that mammal?
Say I’m “Mr. E. man”

There is no Mr. E.
At least not in this case
I’m just one honest duck
In Washington’s rat race

In my youthful duck days
My school a Chinese pond
We learned not to cry wolf
When there’s no wolf around

Teacher told the story
Of a boy that cried wolf
Using a childish prank
Crying wolf was a bluff

The boy learned his lesson
When real wolves came one time
His alerts were ignored
As wolves began to dine

Now these days in Congress
There are no childish boys
But there are plenty wolves
The government employs

In Washington, DC
The WOLVES are crying BOY
Using danger warnings
As power building noise

Around me there’s panic
Concern about the boy
No one seems to notice
They’re part of a wolf ploy

“An EXISTENTIAL threat!”
“EXPONENTIAL it grows!”
No time to doubt the wolf
“We have got to save BOYS!”

Why they listen to wolves
Instead of common sense
They are the Mr. E
I’m just independent

As a mandarin duck
I am not red or blue
What makes my plumage best
Are the different hues

So the wolves crying boy
And people taking sides
Forgets America
Is strongest when combined

So as my Congress friends
Will soon be in recess
Voters can remind them
United States are best

Sir Jack, Member of Congress – Independence Day Oration – Central Park, Manhattan, New York, New York – July 4, 2023

Americans gathered
l’m honored to address
ln our great Central Park
Just back from the Congress

Today we move forward
By honoring the past
Rewriting history
An impossible task

Continental Congress
ln Philadelphia
Made a Declaration
Birthing America

When there‘s founding fathers
There will be human flaws
But the work that they did
Gave us a land of laws

The tradition has been
Every year on this date
To recall the founding
Of our United States

There is red white and blue
That Old Glory displays
Such united colors
Does not reflect today

You see there is fighting
Cn New York City streets
Now over in Ukraine
And where the Congress meets

In these tragic conflicts
Citizens pay the price
Battles you did not start
Still cause you sacrifice

So it is time to weigh
The treasure that is lost
We know that every war
May not be worth the cost

The price of not fighting
At times is much higher
Just consider the cost
Of not fighting house fires

For clean streets in New York
Fighting is just the start
The smell has gotten worse
it’s not safe in our park

In big flocks moving south
Like Canadian geese
Gone are New York’s Finest
They’re Florida’s police

Stopping the growing crime
Mayors say takes more cash
But what is their excuse
For smelly streets and trash

When Ukraine was attacked
America stepped in
For “as long as it takes”
How can that be a win?

Nasty Congress battles
Waste your time and treasure
And keep us from working
On this country’s future

Most capitols have domes
And debt has a ceiling
When Congress is fighting
From you we are stealing

Solutions become hard
When problems are ignored
Or fingers are pointed
Citizens deserve more

As a mandarin duck
Some have thought I’m Chinese
A breed does not define
What some call enemies

Monsters do run China
There was one before Xi
But pandas deserve love
And most people Chinese

ln my first Congress run
“Happy” was the message
The old grumps in Congress
Were making bad sausage

What made sense in the past
Can still make sense today
The land is about hope
The American Way

You sent me to Congress
With the hope that l’d do
Things to help our city
Not to be red or blue

It‘s not accidental
The flag’s red, white, and blue
One banner with three hues
Meant to represent you

We can walk and chew gum
Singing a happy song
When you do happy things
Many good things are done

Setting specific goals
The first being to smile
We can work together
Get along for awhile

Differences exist
So why would we share hate?
Let’s listen not cancel
That’s how l define great!

June 14th 2023
By William James Jonas III

Our dear President Trump
Happy birthday to you
As to your indictment
What happened is not new

Indicted sandwiches
Have a long history
What they just did to you
They’ve done to folks like me

FBI thugs broke in
And terrorized my wife
Fox News did not notice
That this destroyed my life

Politics were involved
A small version of you
Back then feds were trusted
Folks thought my rap was true

The injustice I faced
On more FBI crime
This has gone on for years
And now has come your time

Yes Comey was a thug
Then you hired Chris Wray
Chris Christie’s suggestion
Too bad he got his way

When you speak at rallies
We all know you are brave
But one thing is not true
You don’t stand in their way

Before you they mastered
The politics and lies
Fraudulent indictments
For years weaponized

Some of us sought out help
But then we were not you
Hannity did not care
Our plight would not boost views

Yours is the final fight
And you will win I trust
I pray they won’t get you
They already got us

Respectfully,

A Ham Sandwich

The weaponized U.S. Department of Justice did not begin political persecutions with Donald J. Trump. Those are practiced skills that have been mastered in the field while national voices focus on the Hoover Building. It is in the FBI field offices where these abusive tactics were honed and remain in use.

Weasel Words

From my earliest days as a lawyer lobbyist, certain professional boundaries were clear. In a world (and line of work) some would claim has no “Black and White,” there are, in fact, absolute lines that are never crossed. One rule no lawyer lobbyist can violate and remain legitimate is: Never Promise Anything. Anyone crossing such a line, stops being a professional political advocate and has become a fool and, quite likely, a criminal.

“Never Promise Anything” might be qualified by some, but it never was qualified by me; it is absolute. You will never promise to do anything inappropriate if you Never Promise Anything.

In fact, one of my more amusing depositions (where I was the deponent) was where a lawyer was attempting to relate the fee I was paid to a specific result. He had a hard time, but ultimately had no choice, accepting that, as a lawyer lobbyist, I was not paid for a specific outcome. I was paid to “try” not to “deliver.” The fact that my “trying” was often successful did control the size of my fee but not the representations as to results; big fees did not imply big promises.

When you work trying to impact the decisions of elected officials, transactions are not the tools of the true professional. If a client wants assurances as to a certain result, the assurances about the sound strategy and diligent efforts would be boundless, but promising a specific result will not be spoken.

“If we do this, will they do that?” That is a normal question from anxious clients (regardless of sophistication), but guarantees of outcome are idiotic and dangerous. First, there is no way to truly predict a decision by an elected official. Second, such guarantees would support a narrative that an illegal act (e.g. bribery or extortion) was taking place.

While never promising anything, it would not be prudent or profitable to make the client feel like a small child that did not understand how the world worked. Still, that is where the client may be oriented. That transactional stuff may work with union negotiations, but it has no place in the legitimate ranks of professional political advocacy.

The lobbyist must shift the perspective of the client to something that is reasonable and legal. Instead of the desired answer, the lobbyist must use words that provide the client comfort that things are on the right track but come meaningfully short of a specific promise. This transition is rarely quick, and the client often says things that, if true, might be legally and ethically troubling (i.e., “I think that by going to the Congressman’s fish fry, he will vote with us.”). Such random comments are ignored while the more thoughtful (legal) description is presented, taught, and ultimately adopted by a client.

I did not need a mentor to teach me this; it is the obvious reaction a professional should have as long as they stay responsible for the outcome and avoid being some sick suck-up pleaser. Giving the client the answer they want is never the smart thing. A lawyer lobbyist is to give the answer they need, an answer that gives hope, an answer to stay in the game, and the answer that does not violate the law.

In my career. certain phrases became signature. Some of those phrases came from master politicians of a past era (as my era has somewhat passed). A Lieutenant Governor of Texas taught me to say “we will have to see what is the will of the body” instead of stating how a specific legislative body might vote. Those words worked. Those words never promised an outcome.

Those words, and other like them, kept me from violating the law. To this day, it is my position that such words do not violate the law. However, I was always in charge of the narrative. These vague words, I called them Weasel Words, were subject to my definition and explanation.

If anyone thought my activities had broken the “Never Promise Anything” standard, there remained the assumption that I was following the law and was entitled to defend my actions. Further, my Weasel Words were subject to differing interpretations; that was not obfuscation; that was intentional; I was intentionally not promising anything. I was not the only lawyer with this approach, and this is not an exclusive tool of the lobbyist. Even a late 20th century President of the United States (a licensed attorney at the time) was able to assert his own definition of the word “is.”

I never considered what could happen if I did not control the narrative and if the assumption (of my government) was that I was a law breaker ….

When Weasel Words Turn On You

Weasel words are words to use
When its not right to lie
If someone wants to hear “YES”
Weasel words will suffice

Lawyers use them all the time
And wise politicians
They do avoid “YES” or “NO”
Precise imprecision

A lobbyist learns early
Weasel words to master
As “YES” or “NO” promises
Guarantee disaster

Weasel words will be your friend
When selling a used car
Or when you get hard questions
On lonely nights in bars

Most people will forgive you
When you have not come through
If you have used weasel words
They never will blame you

“I will try” “Might” and “Let’s see”
Are weasel words quite dear
‘Cause they promise not a thing
Folks decide what to hear

There is only one danger
A danger worse than lies
That is when your weasel words
The FBI transcribes

Weasel words become a brush
The agents use to paint
“Might” and “Let’s see” become “Yes”
And you are Satan’s saint

Grand Juries will just say “Moo”
As they vote to indict
FBI’s paint mandated
That such a vote was right

When feds are not recording
Weasel words will have use
Avoiding a “YES” or “NO”
Until they target you

In 2017, I was convicted of public corruption. The prosecutor told the jury that “we will have to see what is the will of the body” was, in fact, me guaranteeing that a city council had been bribed. In the recording prosecutors were referencing, (I thought) I was talking to a silly over-anxious engineer that wanted city business; calling him a fool seemed rude when it was possible to orient his expectations to a more appropriate (and legal) level. Unknown to me at the time, I was not dealing with a legitimate engineer; he was a cooperating government witness for the FBI threatened with his own pending indictment.

The charges against me included federal programs bribery, where the government narrative was that I engaged in and coordinated bribes to elected officials. Such an assertion was not only, to me, completely absurd, it was professionally insulting. I had spent, at that time, approaching three decades never crossing the bright line between advocacy and bribery. The difference was clear to me as was my conduct in every situation; the government spun a different damaging narrative.

Implicit in the charges against me was not only a suggestion of illegal conduct, there was a more outrageous assertion; the government was saying I was an idiot and a fool (using my words) – someone who needed to use bribes to get results. To this day, the level of professional disparagement in such a charge against me is deeply hurtful. I would rather stay in prison the rest of my life than admit to such a ridiculous characterization of my political work. This is pride, and it is pride grounded in the reality of my work and approach to that work. However, my level of conviction confronts the fact that the government was able to control the narrative, in front of a jury, and get them to accept a lie.

Would things be different without Weasel Words?

Sir Jack, Member of Congress

By William James Jonas III

Introduction

A player is Sir Jack, a Member of Congress. The play consists of Sir Jack negotiating the multiple paths to power and success that are part of a political career in the United States House of Representatives and the opportunities that flow from such a career. A player may seek to build alliances and accomplishments that bring higher political positions within the Congress (e.g. Party Whip, Leader, Speaker of the House), greater elective office (e.g. U.S. Senator, Governor), or a career in media, business, or as a lobbyist. A player will experience the impact of choices on career and the dynamics created by certain choices.

Background

Sir Jack’s back story (captured in a poem series that will be at the beginning of the game) is that he is a mandarin duck brought to New York City from China as a pet for a wealthy Central Park South couple. Discord between the couple results in Jack being dumped in the park and becoming homeless. He is not a duck with a victim mentality, but he is in desperate need of shelter. Sir Jack’s solution is to begin a campaign for the U.S. Congress, representing Manhattan. His successful election has led him to becoming a member of Congress with Republican leanings, and Sir Jack has survived one re-election campaign.

Game Play

At the beginning of the game, a player can adopt the Sir Jack avatar or customize an avatar with a different background (e.g., campaigning in and elected from a region of the United States other than Manhattan, campaigning aligned with a particular party or political figure). This makes for multiple playing options, but it also allows the game to function as a practical decision-making tool for a current/newly elected Member of Congress.

Specifically, a player that does not accept the Sir Jack avatar customizes:

Which of the fifty states,
Urban or rural voter base,
Political alignment (Democrat, Republican, Independent),
Political personality alignment (Obama, Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Trump, DeSantis, Never Trumper, no alignment)
Gender (male, female, trans, or duck)

The player can decide where to begin the game:

Sir Jack’s fist campaign for Congress,
His arrival as a freshman Member in Washington, DC,
His first campaign for re-election, or
His return to Congress after a successful re-election

A player must decide (from a set of choices):

Campaign priorities,
Fundraising choices,
Issues to champion,
Who to meet with, and
What political alliances to build.

These choices, or variations there of, will continue through-out play of the game. While certain combination of choices can lead to defeat in an election, loss of political clout, or criminal indictment, the nature of the game is approaches never-ending and has a single outcome where a player can go no further: Sir Jack building his presidential library (the ultimate political outcome after a successful two terms as President of the United States). Otherwise, the game is on-going with Sir Jack gaining status, influence, and wealth or facing various setbacks.

The data for the available choices and the implications of these choices will be based on public information from the U.S. Congress with a concentration on the most recent data. While a fictional character, playing Sir Jack applies game theory to real world choices. For example, a new Member of Congress would have options for advice beyond being beholden to or possibly manipulated by a human mentor with an agenda. Playing Sir Jack would provide strategic advice without a mentor’s agenda.

Game data would have disclaimers stating that this is not a reflection of actual events, yet the supporting options would be constantly updated with new information of Congressional events, campaign contribution reports, and other public information relating to the United States Congress and the political campaigns that impact the Congress.

Spring Cleaning – Mark 14:13-15
By William James Jonas III

Our house is too big
We may need to move
Unused things are stored
Upstairs out of view

The Passover feast
Demands pre-cleaning
All leaven removed
Means lots of scrubbing

This year with chametz
The old junk must go
Give some to gentiles
The rest we’ll just throw

Second floor storage
Is a waste of space
I’ll remove the trash
And furnish that place

Now there’s thirteen chairs
A table for bread
An unused wash pot
Towels and lounging beds

But in this household
That room has no use
We all live downstairs
As families do

A second floor room
Furnished and cozy
As lord of this house
It’s no use to me

My wife is still sick
Unable to move
So I fetch water
For my clan to use

Jerusalem’s wells
Are close to my house
My heavy pitcher
Makes me miss my spouse

I’m almost back home
When two men stop me
They ask “Where’s His room?”
For Passover feast

Confused but certain
I show them upstairs
To the upper room
With tables and chairs

From the collection “Songs of the Son”

2022 Veterans Day Reflection

My years in military uniform ended almost two decades ago. Since then, I have thought about the things that would make me return to risking my life in defense of the United States of America (a country with federal agencies willing to lie to incarcerate me for decades). First on that list is defending our freedom to gather and worship. For that, I would go to war and risk everything at any time – at any age.

Then, it came to me. We no longer have the freedom to gather and worship in America. That all ended in 2020, and pastors let it happen; more than that, the implemented it. Flawed science and unconstitutional mandates went unchallenged, and worship services were, obediently, cancelled. “Stopping the spread” and “Flattening the curve” were more important than obediently gathering in praise of our Lord and Saviour … what a disgraceful choice.

To me, it was not a surprise that certain, more worldly, church leaders forfeited the right guaranteed in the United States Constitution and a practice directed by Scripture. Still, when fundamentalist King James Bible preaching pastors shut church doors, I felt uniquely betrayed; they, I thought, were the bold ones. They, I thought, called sin out regardless of popular opinion. I was wrong (at least when it came to pastors of 2020). For that group of pastors (that I still respect and admire), I wrote a message …

The Lord is my Shepard … Who are you?

By William James Jonas III

At the pulpit

Your loud voice preaches

Seems unafraid

Claims strength in Jesus

When your mayor

Said shut church doors

You closed up shop

Like a third rate whore

You doubted God

And obeyed their lies

What will come next?

Where you’ll compromise

Boldness in Christ

In you was not true

Mighty Caesar

Told you what to do

Condemning lusts

And the liquor store

There you are brave

But there is much more

Our Saviour gave

His Great Commission

We need not seek

Caesar’s permission

From the first days

Disciples gathered

Failing that task

How can you matter?

You walked away

And worshipped science

Excuses made

For your own conscience

You preached by Zoom

While dust grew on pews

Bowed to doctors

Followed breaking news

You let us down

And you knew better

Time to repent

You cowed lost sinner

Just like Peter’s

Cowardly disgrace

Weep bitterly

Then rejoin the race

Grab your Bible

Never lock that church

You were fooled once

Get back to His work

_____________

Sir Jack Updates – The on-going saga of Sir Jack the Mandarin Duck, Member of Congress representing NYC – Pre and Post Election ….

By William James Jonas III

Sir Jack – October Surprise

Election day approaches

And I’m under attack

Ignoring voters worries

They make fun of my quack

With lots of campaign money

They say I am Chinese

And every broadcast outlet

Has ads paid by BC

I am a mandarin duck

Escaped a Chinese death

China’s only use for me

Was by some Chinese chef

The opponents do not care

Soros pays for their lies

But they are in for a shock

An October surprise

Now my opponent BC

Claims to be a black crow

But I’ll surprise the voters

With something they should know

When I first saw old BC

I did a double take

It seemed I’d seen him before

And his new beak was fake

My opponent’s not a crow

His claim is one more lie

Just listen to my witness

Mike the My Pillow guy

“BC is just pretending

To be a city crow

He’s actually a raven

From Minnesota snow”

A raven from the Great Lakes

Not a crow from New York

He cannot grasp our problems

Make this place safe for work

So BC is a liar

And not a New York crow

Under that plastic beak

A raven no one knows

New Yorkers like a good joke

But they hate being fooled

This Soros funded BC

Has broken all the rules

But is my message too late?

Early voting has passed

My first term in Congress

Perhaps will be my last

But now the truth has come out

The voters must decide

To send Jack back to DC

Or some raven that lied

Sir Jack – Election Aftermath

Counting seemed endless

Moans Fox CNN

Election drama

Smells like drunken sin

Strippers well use polls

Polls help with a tent

In Congress campaigns

They’re not worth a cent

I’ve won two more years

Campaign workers thrilled

But this Congress mess

Is making me ill

This upcoming term

Keeps me up at night

Snarling and screaming

A childish food fight

There was no red wave

But who wants to surf

No time for beach play

We must get to work

Winners and losers

Are a fact of life

We cannot succeed

With backs full of knives

Thank you for voting

Time to make us great

We must now act like

The United States

Sir Jack, Member of Congress – 2022 Thanksgiving Message

In this season of thanks

It is most clear to me

To rejoice I’m a duck

Not a roasted turkey

The turkeys in Congress

Would not be safe to eat

If more of them got smoked

It would help the country

We give thanks for this land

It’s still home of the free

But our land has suffered

From those Congress turkeys

Four hundred years ago

There was a gathering

For giving thanks to God

Called the first Thanksgiving

Some have tried to exchange

That feast of thanks and praise

For tales of oppression

Trade Thanksgiving for hate

Most us ducks do not drive

But I know this is true

Things become distorted

When you’re looking rearview

Election drama past

Somehow we all survived

Democracy threatened

Was another big lie

After this holiday

I’ll return to D.C.

The works never simple

With those Congress turkeys

__________

Addition to the Ranch Verse collection…

Coyotes

“The coyotes will come”

Grand dad said from his horse

“Varmints ’round here are bad

But coyotes are worse”

“Coyotes are killers

Sheep and goats are their game

Torn throats of dead livestock

Cover prairies they claim”

Out of state he had seen

Coyotes’ holocaust

Destroying lambs and kids

The prize herds ranchers lost

Grand dad spread his warning

To all Texas ranch men

Showed maps of migration

How their fortunes would end

“Invest in the trappers

North and west of our state

Coyotes are thick there

That could soon be our fate”

Texas had coyotes

In those days long ago

But then few in numbers

Rare on our ranch like snow

The dreaded migration

Was of coyote packs

A population shift

That my Grand dad had tracked

“When coyote packs come

You cannot kill the breed

For every two you shoot

Coyotes will birth three”

“Mother coyotes know

When their pack has a loss

Nature gives them power

To defy rancher shots”

They respected the man

But then refused to act

Those packs came to Texas

Young goats and sheep attacked

Texas ranchers were warned

A clear clarion call

The vast herds that once were

Now coyotes keep small

More than stock disappeared

Gone is a way of life

Where sheep and goat riches

Allowed ranches to thrive

Those vast herds had made kings

Their gold wool and mohair

A migration killed that

Great wealth became despair

Perhaps today’s Texans

Can learn from ranchers past

Heed migration warnings

Coyotes weren’t the last

Sir Jack on Public Schools
By William James Jonas III

Zoom Zoom
Win Win
Everyone wins
Except children

The school kids of New York
On snow days won’t miss class
Zoom counts as attendance
To collect pupil cash

There will be no snow days
The politicians say
Children must be learning
And teachers must get paid

Pandemic school classes
They did not work so well
Using Zoom on snow days
Will make snow days like hell

To propose this idea
I don’t know what to say
Poison is not safer
By eating just one day

But this talk about Zoom
Adjusted just a tad
Zoom might have great use
For worried moms and dads

Pandemic Zoom classes
Lock downs generally
Transformed kitchen tables
To a place kids study

Mom and dad were home bound
With businesses closed too
Using that same table
They saw what’s taught in school

Kids learned about mom’s work
And work that dad’s can do
But parents learned the most
From kids’ classes on Zoom

Parents went to school boards
And there the board replied
“The teachers are in charge
Trust them and step aside”

Unsatisfied parents
Cannot be silenced quick
So debate continues
But now I have a fix

The parents want to know
What happens in classrooms
Let parents attend school
By tuning into Zoom

You say “Sir Jack you’re nuts!
The teachers will refuse”
I think you’ve got it wrong
When they are paid per view

Every viewing parent
Creates a royalty
Paid to teachers monthly
A special speakers’ fee

Each teacher a Zoom star!
Parents their viewing fans
Content is corrected
By popular demand

Both parents and teachers
Can make good use of Zoom
How it helps kids learn stuff
I have not got a clue

Appalachian Autumn Advent
By William James Jonas III

The leaves received their cue
God’s calendar obeyed

Gold has infused bright green
Summer’s reign now betrayed

She is the first to strip
While others keep their clothes

But she won’t be the last
All will soon be exposed

A lonely naked tree
Amidst false modesty

Frost destroys old glad rags
New fashion comes in spring

Gopher Watching
By William James Jonas III

Appalachian gopher
You solitary beast
I see out my window
Enjoys a private feast

On cool bright afternoons
Departs the dark hillside
To explore fresh mowed grass
Searching for tasty bites

A father or mother?
Part of a family?
His home within the hills
A thing I’ve never seen

Yet as summer closes
For just a few short weeks
Just outside my window
Is where my gopher eats

Lacking in defenses
He seems to live in fear
Standing tall on hind legs
To see if danger’s near

Gophers are not mentioned
In West Virginia lore
Never a team mascot
Why are they so ignored?

There are Golden Gophers
Of Minnesota fame
With all that snow and ice
They need something to claim

But where my gopher lives
Invisible almost
Perhaps my window view
Is just a gopher ghost

Take care lonely gopher
I pray you’re not alone
I will see you next year
If this is still our home

Arimathea
By William James Jonas III

A disciple yes
One of The Twelve no
Blessed with worldly gold

And now He is dead
Faith and hope remain
His plan to unfold

My gaze sees a corpse
The one God did use

I will ask Pilate
To place in my tomb

Governors approve
The things rich men do
Wealth can purchase yes

The rest of the day
I work cry and pray
Lost without Jesus

The fake ruling Jews
Squander their birthright

Send spies to observe
A linen wrapped Christ

Pharisees and scribes
May understand bribes
Yet reject their king

He said He would die
He knew who’d deny
Promised His rising

And now the sun sets
A newly sealed tomb

Exhausted and weeping
I go to my room

Of this I’m certain
He’s God’s only Son
Lord please end my grief

The following days
Eternity claimed
The tomb’s now empty

Sir Jack in Dreamland
By William James Jonas III

“I got it wrong”
The Big Man said
“Mistakes were made
People are dead”

“You trusted me
To get it right
In that I’ve failed”
He said that night

Today’s crisis
Caused not by one
But the buck stops
With him alone

“I was chosen
To lead this land
Yet still human
A flawed white man”

“My promises
I sought to keep
The path I chose
Brought tragedy”

“I’m not perfect
On my best days
That’s no excuse
I accept blame”

So on this night
One we thought great
Humbled himself
Took on disgrace

The press went wild
“He must resign!”
Opponents cheered
At his decline

That’s not the end
He was not done
The next words proved
He’d just begun

“An accounting
Does not resolve
That these mistakes
Come with my job”

“Never promised
To be perfect
Tonight please know
I will not quit”

“I’ll never quit
Trying to win
Make our country
The best again”

“Being upfront
Owning a mess
Is what you do
To reach success”

“Journalist want
Me to step down
To replace me
With their pet clown”

“It’s time to reach
Across the aisle
And replace snarls
With a firm smile”

“There’s plenty wrong
To go around
That does not change
You were let down”

“I got it wrong
That I admit
But this is not
The time to quit”

A failed man yes
But still stood tall
Humble focused
Serving us all

While it’s still dark
Shredded hearts bleed
Hope’s now growing
Because he leads

Then I woke up
From that strange dream
About a place
Where leaders lead

And now I’m back
To Congress games
Where folks in charge
Won’t accept blame

An addition to the Ranch Verse collection …

1867 – The Drive That Save The Ranch

Harder than nails
Slick as a snake
Honest when it paid to be

That’s our trail boss
Riding a mule
Del Rio to Dodge City

Mexican calves
Fat from our range
Those hooves carry wealth and sweat

Reconstruction
Gave us no choice
Our future rides on this bet

Stock rounded up
Marked with our brand
On the border worth pennies

Take them north ways
The price does change
Those cows will make us wealthy

Hungry cowboys
With fast horses
Don’t make a drive a success

We had to find
Muscle and mind
To get cattle to Kansas

The Goodnight trail
Named for a man
We sought him to lead our quest

Yet he declined
Did not have time
But had a man to suggest

Not very tall
Had a big chaw
He would spit brown thirty feet

Grouchy and thin
Older than sin
But Goodnight said we should meet

He rode no horse
And spoke few words
Pointing and cussing his tools

The trail his life
Best friend and wife
All these years on the same mule

He took the job
On simple terms
Obey and ask no questions

We would survive
This cattle drive
Following his directions

Two thousand head
Eight hundred miles
Weather to kill cow and man

Orders issued
To the whole crew
Lord we hoped he had a plan

What to expect
This eight week trek
A desperate mystery

Checking our gear
Hiding our fear
Who knew we’d make history

Scallywags coached
Carpetbaggers
Vultures with claws full of cash

Ready to take
Our ranch away
When we could not pay the tax

This cattle drive
Kept hope alive
Funds to fight carpetbag greed

Not the first time
Some fool had tried
To take this home of our breed

Independent
Texans by birth
States rights don’t change who we are

Defeat elsewhere
Change in the air
Yankees that seek spoils of war

Victory claimed
Assessing blame
Forcing oaths of loyalty

Their time will pass
But while it lasts
We must protect legacies

So once again
Land we’ll defend
Outsiders don’t understand

So we began
Led by one man
A trail of danger and hope

That’s how we saved
This precious range
Where our children ride and rope

Santa Anna
And other thieves
Have tried to control this land

For those unfamiliar, Sir Jack is a Mandarin Duck who was elected to Congress (in 2020) representing part of Manhattan (including Central Park). Sir Jack’s history (beginning with his escape from China, subsequent abandonment, and current service as a Member of Congress) is chronicled in various poems archived at www.MinutesBeforeSix.com (under the works of William Jonas III).

Sir Jack’s 2022 Reflections On 911

By William James Jonas III

Congress is in recess
At least through Labor Day
I’m back in my district
To hear what voters say

Today I took a walk
To a most sacred spot
The place Twin Towers fell
Part of Ben Laden’s plot

Osama Ben Laden
Today is dead in hell
In eternal torment
And yet laughing as well

His nine eleven goals
Were not accomplished quick
But his success long term
Makes this Congress Duck sick

That terrible attack
Made people want a plan
George Bush was President
But Cheney was The Man

During those worried times
Bush Cheney folks wrote rules
Like the Patriot Act
And other future tools

That Bush Cheney tool box
Had a pandemic plan
Written by Bill Gates’ guy
Yet not the smartest man

When China Virus hit
That tool box was at hand
Closing churches and schools
Mandated that old plan

Ben Laden then did smile
Infidel churches closed
Shut down “Great Satan’s” schools
His work from long ago

The terrorist’s great joy
Is to inspire fear
Force sheltering in place
Just like these last few years

After closed church and school
Great chaos in our land
Ben Laden’s other wish
Denounce Americans

That wish is half-way done
The press and President
Demonize citizens
They will not represent

So this nine eleven
Ben Laden celebrates
Maybe in this next year
We’ll stop all this self hate

Sir Jack for Congress – Campaign Update #6

It’s time that I focus
On the crow called BC
George Soros recruited
This strange bird against me

BC stands for Black Crow
Making voters confused
Using those two letters
All over the fake news

Since I went to Congress
Successes hard to claim
Not much help for New York
And billions for Ukraine

BC has attacked me
For getting no results
Not stopping inflation
Just one of his insults

He’s at all my speeches
Paid interns take his notes
He stares at me and squawks
Twisting my words for votes

But BC has a past
A well known pizza thief
Taking food from homeless
Giving school children grief

Back then all Central Park
Knew him as Mean Black Crow
But now he’s been transformed
As part of Soros’ show

Bill Gates gives him advice
On mandating vaccines
And in the dark of night
Funding from the Chinese

To all of his misdeeds
Eyewitnesses abound
Swipes pizza from the poor
Throwing trash on the ground

My staff created files
Opposition research
Exposing this BC
As the real Mean Crow jerk

My goal re-election
Campaigning honestly
The dirt on Mean Black Crow
In case he muddies me

A podcast is in queue
Press statements are prepared
If I was Mean Black Crow
I would be running scared

One thing about all crows
Most anything they’ll eat
Unbought Iowa corn
Pizza on New York streets

BC has an image
The gift of Soros’ crew
But that don’t beat pictures
Of him with stolen food

Now I’m done reflecting
On trashing other birds
I’m a duck of action
Not quacking angry words

Sir Jack for Congress – Campaign Update #7 – The Interview

The fake news are not friends
This thing I understand
But some things must be done
Be you a duck or man

A campaign interview
The media request
And that is why I’m here
A hostage more than guest

“What about Roe v. Wade?’
There’s fire in their eyes
“What about Roe v. Wade?”
Crushed eggs mean babies die

“Why do you hate women?”
What makes them think this way?
“Why do you hate women?”
BC told them I’m gay

“How can you support Trump?”
Their mind’s made up on me
How can I support Trump?
He fixed our skating rink

“You hate the Green New Deal!”
The accusations fly
“You hate the Green New Deal!”
Only when the birds die

So goes the interview
Never smiling at me
As I walk out their door
They’re welcoming BC

Sir Jack the Mandarin Duck, Member of Congress – Independence Day Oration – July 4, 2022 – Central Park, New York City

My dear friends and voters
Today we celebrate
How our founding fathers
Brought forth United States

Differences they had
And flawed like all good men
Thinking they were perfect
Would be a stupid sin

As every mighty oak
Comes from an acorn’s death
These men gave of themselves
To build this land of wealth

And much like an acorn
Some thought our founders nuts
Some with some without slaves
But every one had guts

Risk takers for freedom
Their goal not perfection
A more perfect union
Was the clear direction

More perfect from the flawed
That was our founders’ quest
From many making one
Has made our nation best

Divisions are not new
It’s called diversity
Freedom of expression
Will keep our country free

Jefferson and Adams
Never saw eye to eye
Neither one got canceled
Greatness came from their fights

We know words have impact
And words of hate are wrong
But silence solves nothing
Contrast will make us strong

Since we all have two ears
Be you a duck or chap
And one mouth or one bill
Let’s listen more than yap

For every opinion
That you think is so dear
Listen to two others
Your ears are made to hear

It’s “Out Of Many One”
One Latin phrase I know
The cancel culture crowd
Defames that great motto

Let’s agree on one thing
As we let freedom ring
Disagreement is good
Where there is liberty

Sir Jack for Congress – Campaign Update #8 – Gun Debate

All my days in China
A gun I never saw
Still ducks and people died
Without a bang or pow

When I got to New York
With Phoebe and Big Marc
Big Marc shot things called skeet
At clubs not Central Park

During my homeless time
I saw young men with guns
First I thought them homeless
But they were on the run

Why were they on the run?
Pursued or in pursuit?
They all were waving guns
Sometimes I heard them shoot

Since they were not homeless
I guessed they were hunters
Their guns were to kill game
For a tasty supper

Gossiping geese told me
Of hunters out of town
Who all have many guns
When they shoot geese go down

Watching on the run men
And then all of their friends
I learned they weren’t hunters
When they shot citizens

Those guns that kill the geese
Ones that kill people too
Don’t seem to shoot themselves
That part a man must do

Since guns don’t kill the geese
Or even citizens
It takes a trigger’s pull
Which must be pulled by men

Some say all guns are bad
Does that include Big Marc’s?
Do skeet lives matter too?
Do his guns hurt my park?

Those that say guns are bad
I ask how do they know
Because all guns I’ve seen
Don’t do things on their own

Guns cannot rob a store
Or drive themselves to church
Or make our parks unsafe
Trigger pullers come first

Making Central Park safe
Is important to me
But every type of gun
Alone can’t hurt a flea

Phoebe carries a gun
It is inside her purse
When on the run men shoot
She wants to shoot them first

Citizens that get shot
Report who shot the gun
And that is who they blame
Because they are not dumb

Others are not so smart
New York’s Mayor proclaims
That guns are the problem
And takes Phoebe’s away

The U.S, Supreme Court
Did not seem to agree
Phoebe should have her gun
It’s part of being free

“New York will be wild west!”
That’s what the Mayor warns
He says the Court is wrong
It’s guns that cause the harm

So back to Central Park
Where voters live and play
I want to find a plan
Not have a gun debate

On the run men and friends
Don’t buy their guns from shops
New laws for buying guns
Won’t keep them from our park

There are evil shooters
In churches stores and schools
Who go and buy a gun
Their choice of murder tool

What does that have to do
With Phoebe and Big Marc?
Purse guns and those for skeet
Don’t kill in schools or parks

“We don’t need certain guns!”
Joe Biden screams in gasps
He has Secret Service
Homes with bullet proof glass

One side is blaming guns
One side is for gun rights
I want to find the side
That makes parks safe at night

Federal Correctional Institution – Gilmer, Glenville, West Virginia

When President George W. Bush rewarded the Mountaineer State with a shiny new prison in Gilmer County, the new jobs were a welcomed boost to this Appalachian economy. Today like most federal prisons, it is impossible to maintain the necessary staffing levels for current positions.

Union influence blocks any structural changes that would reduce payrolls positions, yet filling those jobs continues to be an incomplete task.

Walking down the stairs on a foggy Saturday morning, I saw the guard assigned to the housing unit below mine. It was McKinsey, a fine specimen of Irish descent; before his gastric by-pass and nose rings, he looked the part of a stereotypical emerald isle elf. Today, he just looked shriveled and bitter like a man raised in Nassau County who was forced to move to West Virginia so his wife could be near her kin.

McKinsey has always been a helpful and kind guard who treats inmates like the amusing pets we are, so notwithstanding his scowl, it was only natural for me to speak. “Getting some extra overtime?” was my greeting to him knowing that Saturday shifts were not his norm. “Nope!” was his rather gruff reply … “I was voluntold …”

“Been voluntold”
The sad guard said
“That’s why I’m here
And not in bed”

“Union members
Don’t work weekends
This membership
Means White House friends”

“In other times
And in past years
Weekend workers
Were volunteers”

But now no one
Accepts those shifts
Overtime pay
No incentive”

“So voluntolds
The warden got
You have to work
Or your job’s shot”

“A volunteer
For extra chores
Does not exist
In this work force”

“That extra pay
Won’t pay for gas
And distracts us
From smoking grass”

“This staff resents
Being coerced
And voluntold
For weekend work”

“So I am here
Angry and high
As voluntolds
We must get by”

Sir Jack – Plastic in Swans

By William James Jonas III

Saturday lunch
I take in the park
Sitting by my favorite pond

Then in mid-bite
A beautiful site
Mother with her little swans

Having such fun
Warm water and sun
Then I saw something drastic

The flock was near
Great danger I fear
Floating pieces of plastic

Our Central Park
New Yorkers adore
But some forget to clean-up

After a meal
Of pizza or veal
There’s plastic where they have supped

Park staff does clean
And most of us use
The trash cans that are close by

But others seem
To live in a dream
Making our park a pigs’ sty

Some trash pieces
Are eaten by birds
Squirrels sometimes make a buffet

But the plastic
Makes all creatures sick
Never seems to go away

My worried stare
Made mother aware
Of the floating danger near

With flap and peck
Mother swan directs
Little ones to waters clear

Not everyone
Has a mother swan
Blocking stuff that makes you sick

This is a park
Not a toxic dump
We must control these plastics

Plastic in cans
Puts trash in its place
But that does not change the truth

It’s our habit
To use this plastic
Wrapping all things the won’t move

Mayor Bloomberg
Banned all plastic straws
Why he did that I don’t know

Plastic reform
Must be meaningful
Not just some media show

Some say plastic
Is recyclable
Once its washed and melted down

But that has costs
And taints clear water
Leaving poisons in the ground

One thing is clear
Clearer than plastic
Plastic trash is everywhere

It’s in our park
It’s in our ocean
Bits of it float in our air

Picking it up
Banning bags and straws
Is but half a solution

Let’s find a way
Young swans swim and play
Mom’s aren’t dodging pollution

Sir Jack – New York’s Congress Duck – Death in the Wind

By William James Jonas III

Three billion birds dead
Since Twenty Nineteen
Wind farm green power
A killing machine

While speeches I give
Shouting’s not my way
But with all this death
I’ve things shrill to say

This bird massacre
Comes not from disease
Or from a virus
Made by the Chinese

The innocent birds
Made but one bad choice
A warning ignored
Deadly windmill noise

While oil wells are capped
Pipelines have been stopped
The windmills spin on
As they chop chop chop

Some Congressmen say
“Wind power is green”
“We’re saving the earth”
As murdered birds scream

The windmills create
Dead bird piles so high
They must be buried
In closed down coal mines

Climate change carnage
Deserves some debate
How can we sustain
Three billion death rate

Don’t say that Sir Jack
Climate change denies
But three billion birds
Should not have to die

In the time before
Year Twenty Nineteen
North America
Was not always green

In just fifty years
I know for a fact
Three billion birds died
From lost habitat

But now the wind farms
Have increase that pace
With speed killing birds
A new green death race

On Texas ranches
Windmills do abound
Pumping clean water
Greening thirsty ground

Windmills in Holland
Make flour so nice
That is green power
Where birds do not die

But these green windmills
Throughout the U.S.
And coastal waters
Are a killing mess

The fossils are dead
That make fossil fuel\
But green power death
Is wasteful and cruel

To all our dear birds
Who’ve seen friend splatter
We’ll change these windmills
Bird lives do matter

In September 2019, the journal “Science” announce the decline of approximately three billion birds over the past fifty years (1968 – 2018) in North America due to destroyed habitat. “Conservation Lost: 3 Billion Birds,” Texas Parks and Wildlife Magazine, January/February 2020, Volume 78, Number 1, page 12.

In May of 2022, the American Bird Conservancy stated that three billion birds have been killed by windfarms since 2019. “Windfarms Wreaking Havoc on Wildlife and Local Residents,” Alice Girodano, The Epoch Times, May 18-24, 2022, page A3

Sir Jack – Campaign Update #5
By William James Jonas III

I heard Speaker Pelosi
Use certain words today
Called Donald Trump a creature
And meant in a mean way

Of course we’re all not human
For instance I’m a duck
Is she now Madame Creature?
How low DC has sunk

When faced with angry quacking
I’d fly to lakes remote
But there’s just one Congress Swamp
It’s time to find some hope

Fellow elected creatures
We’re here for solutions
This name calling moves nothing
Like bikes with Peleton

Little ones need formula
Moms’ cars need cheaper gas
Let’s help out Americans
Instead of talking trash

The View won’t stop inflation
Fox News can’t fix Ukraine
So Congress must do something
Since Biden has no brain

With all these thoughts in my head
To Central Park I’ll slink
Leaving my office early
Pass by Trump’s skating rink

My campaign is in a funk
I feel the same way too
I won’t be a swamp creature
In some weird Congress zoo

Of all my Central Park haunts
The pond I like the best
It’s my home away from home
Your Congress Duck gets rest

Between the DC racket
Campaign activities
There’s just too much reacting
Like dogs biting at fleas

As I gazed across my pond
A sight confronted me
An example and lesson
A new key to DC

I saw buzzards flocked with geese
Enjoying the same pond
In a happy state of peace
Different with a bond

A duck need not be bird brained
Consider pros and cons
To make progress in Congress
You have to beat the odds

The buzzards are from Jersey
The geese from north of Maine
If they can live together
We’ve no room to complain

Just like those geese and buzzards
We’re living in shared space
Since none of us are leaving
We need to have more grace

The DC differences
Will always bring some grief
But that gap is no wider
Than buzzards versus geese

The sun will rise tomorrow
My campaign at full speed
And then we’ll work together
Just like buzzards and geese

Apostle Paul – Verse inspired by saintly service
By William James Jonas III

He opened the eyes of a blind man
But He shut mine so I could see
I walked the road to Damascus
But He led me through Galilee
I knew the law and obeyed it
Yes every word of it was true
But I knew not the spirit behind it
Or what the Spirit can do
When I was blinded by the light
I fell down on my knees
He said I am the Lord your God
Rise up and follow me
He said His name was Jesus
That I should rise and follow Him
And in that moment of glory
I felt my eyesight dim
Then someone took my hand
And then he led me on my way
I walked like a child through the darkness
To a brighter
Better
Day

1900 years after my beheading, these lyrics* became part of a musical called “Acts,” an instrument of the Spirit to witness, mentor, and minister. As Christian missionaries used that song, the message was not about my personality; I was never clever or charismatic by the standards of my day. The message, the only true message, is His message – one of service to His glory.

My sight was not returned for mere vision; blindness departed, scales fell off, so I could serve. A man, that I would have arrested days before, called me brother. How could he call me brother? Only in service to Him could we both understand.

After the Damascus road, life’s sublime simplicity reigned supreme, I only lived to serve Him.

It would be hard to explain the bliss of, in a moment, becoming unburdened from the regulations of righteousness and embracing certain Salvation in a risen Saviour. I had spent my life obsessed, worshiping if you will, rules, a set of rules I knew I could never master and would ultimately fail to follow in some way. Every Pharisee knows that his life of fixated compliance is doomed, yet we plod along, some of us profiting, some of us lying to ourselves, but all with the knowledge of final failure.

You see, I was a good Pharisee (Acts 7, 8, and 9) …

I was a good Pharisee
My teacher Gamaliel
I was a good Pharisee
I sought to do God’s will

I was a good Pharisee
Protect the law I must
I was a good Pharisee
New teachings I don’t trust

I was a good Pharisee
That Stephen must be stoned
I was a good Pharisee
I watched the killers’ clothes

I was a good Pharisee
I’d stop this Jesus trend
I was a good Pharisee
With chains I’ll silence them

I was a good Pharisee
Damascus must be cleansed
I was a good Pharisee
That road I did begin

Then Jesus confronted me
On that Damascus trail
Path of hate came to an end
And then my eyesight failed

A companion took my hand
A blinded Pharisee
Left at the home of Judas
Until a man called me

Ananias sent from God
Removed scales from my eyes
No longer good
But now saved
His Way is now my life

And so my life, my race, my service began ….

Paphos (Acts 13:1-12)

Antioch based
Growing His church

The Spirit calls
A new mission

Brethren hands laid
On me as Saul

Barnabas too
Now we venture

On to Cyprus
John Mark with us

Isle of Paphos
Leader with faith
Ears poison filed

False prophet Jew
Blasphemous name
Misleads leader

Merchant of lies
Will lose his eyes

Spirit fills me
To rebuke fraud

As Paul I curse
False advisor

Fraud becomes blind
Leader sees clear

The blinded fraud
Brings light for all

Iconium (Acts 14:1-5)

Iconium
New Place
Same hate

A synagogue
Same hate
Same fate

A multitude
Some Greeks
Some Jews

We speak boldly
Believers grow

Unbelievers
Find stones to throw

Rulers and Jews
Like status quo

We share Good News
Others must know

The Separation – Barnabas and Paul (Acts 15)

God brought us together
And we made a team
When some feared the old Saul
You defended me

The Spirit directed
Travel together
Preaching and baptizing
Shielded from danger

Jerusalem Council
Good News to protect
Christ’s creed of salvation
More than a Jew sect

As His truth unifies
Men tear us apart
Because you insisted
On bringing John Mark

The boy quit the last time
While on a mission
Yet you want him with you
That’s your decision

Even disagreement
Is a God-planned phase
I won’t travel with boys
We’ll go separate ways

One Way – Separate Ways (Acts 15:36-41)

We are one in spirit
We are of one accord
But mortals we remain
In service to the Lord

Where churches are planted
We must nurture to grow
Returning to each place
This is the time to go

Church planters and mentors
We serve to His glory
Who should travel with us
On this we don’t agree

In Silas I can trust
John Mark should come you say
His work is too urgent
For those that run away

We have sharp contention
On Mark we can’t agree
Our minds are both made up
We’ll serve God separately

We remain one spirit
And one in charity
Bringing the world Good News
His gift eternity

Paul and Silas (Acts 16)

Barnabas to Cyprus
Set sail with John Mark
My aide-de-campe’s Silas
We’ll visit new parts

Timotheus ready
To spread the Good News
First he’ll be circumcised
His mother a Jew

Delivering decrees
Apostles ordained
Establishing churches
More believe each day

Holy Ghost directed
Where to preach the Word
Macedonian call
A vision from God

Arriving Philippi
Women riverside
Lydia’s salvation
Her home we’ll abide

Faithful at the river
Thieves at market place
Using a vexed damsel
In soothsaying trade

While the girl spoke the truth
It was not of God
I cast her demons out
Thieves lost their con job

With magistrates as fools
We’re dragged off the street
Tore our clothes and beat us
Stocks secured our feet

Earthly bars in prison
Will not stop our praise
Midnight earthquake freed us
Roman jailer saved

That quake brought redemption
To the lost jailer
He washed all of our wounds
Claimed Christ as Saviour

Magistrate messenger
Says sneak out today
But Roman citizens
Do not act that way

So humbled and hoping
To avoid a scene
Apologies issued
They begged us to leave

We walked out of prison
To Lydia’s house
With brethren comforted
We could now move out

Athens v. Paul (Acts 17:15-17)

One man against Athens
May sound less than fair
When the spirit stirred me
I was quite prepared

Silas and Timothy
Had been called to come
Synagogues and idols
Were blocking the Son

One man against Athens
There’s no time to waste
Boldly preached the Gospel
Salvation the Way

Corinth (Acts 18:1-17)

Athens a memory
Arriving Corinth
Claudius’ hate has a scent

The emperor ordered
All Jews depart Rome
So we began making tents

Aquilla Priscilla
My new trusted team
Proclaiming New Covenant

First in the synagogue
Then to Justus’ home
Gentiles and Jews saw the Light

With Crispus converted
A temple chief gone
Skeptical Jews were enraged

Deputy Gallio
Asked to condemn me
But he will not play their game

Greeks now show their anger
On Jew Sosthenes
Without a Deputy care

The Lord told me to speak
And not hold my peace
For eighteen months I stayed there

Your Blood (Acts 18:6-8)

Your blood be upon your own heads
From that stain I am clean
You are to blame for your judgment
You do know what I mean

My message is of salvation
A message you reject
While Crispus has accepted Christ
You remain circumspect

So I will move to Justus’ house
Where believers await
Cling to your stupid laws and lies
You have chosen your fate

Where is your Holy Spirit? (Acts 19:1-7)

Where is your Holy Spirit?
I asked those twelve men
What is a Holy Spirit?
Where should I begin?

They claim to be believers
Baptized unto John
Repentance is half the path
There’s more to be done

Accepting Christ’s Salvation
The twelve were baptized
When I laid my hands on them
Spirit filled their life

Rome Calling (Acts 19:20-23)

The word of God grew
Prevailed mightily
Macedonia
I sent Timothy

The Spirit guides us
With joy we obey
Danger matters not
Jesus lights the Way

Purposed in spirit
Directs where I go
Jerusalem bound
And then I see Rome

My calling to Rome
Not a thought from me
The Spirit is clear
I serve His glory

Perhaps from the first
To Rome preordained
My greatest witness
One day to be slain

I will not come this way again (Acts 20)

Leaving is part of arriving anew
But this is the last time I will see you

Serving the Lord with all humility
I kept nothing back and taught publickly

Testifying both to Jews and to Greeks
Shewed you all things ye ought support the weak

It is more blessed to give than receive
Before I depart will you kneel with me

Embraces and tears we share with farewell
Jerusalem bound on this ship I sail

Jerusalem Unhinged (Acts 22)

At first the mob did listen
I gave my history
Gamaliel my teacher
As I fought blasphemy

With lineage unquestioned
And reputation clear
On the road to Damascus
Lord Jesus did appear

Why did I persecute Him?
Changed mission and lost sight
Ananias came to me
I now could see the Light

The mob a mere Pavlov dog
A rabid sea of flesh
When I use the word Gentile
My speech a waste of breath

The Jews erupt in barking
These dogs Romans can’t tame
The soldiers take me away
As they think I’m to blame

Clarity from Roman whips
May work for some Jew dogs
I’m a Free Born Citizen
To whip me breaks Rome’s law

This is all part of God’s plan
A promised destiny
Jerusalem is unhinged
Lost in a rabid sea

Whited Wall (Acts 23:1-10)

Jerusalem council
High priest manipulate
But I will speak to them
Christ’s love defeats their hate

As I claimed good conscience
Before God through that day
When the high priest slapped me
The Spirit had me say

You are a whited wall
Whose hue is but a lie
Paint conceals the cracked clay
No hope just foolish pride

Thou shalt not speak evil
Of rulers this I know
My words are but the truth
Priest’s white wash is exposed

Pharisees Sadducees
In peace they cannot dwell
Resurrection proclaimed
The mob turns on itself

Yet in their infighting
I’m a risked casualty
The chief captain ordered
Me moved in safety

Rome (Acts 23:11, 24:27, 26, 27, 28)

While still in Jerusalem
God told me I would see Rome

Escape to Caesarea
Felix never got his bribe

Agrippa heard my witness
But it was a waste of time

Lynching by High Priest did fail
As I appealed to Caesar

Traveling to Italy
Confirmed my pre-ordained path

Storm winds shipwreck and vipers
A path of faith won’t be stopped

The road was filled with brethren
Mixed in with denying Jews

Some will believe some will not
Gentile mission continues

Tied to a soldier in Rome
As I wait for my appeal

Preaching from a hired house
The Good News shared for two years

Herod’s Judgment Hall (Acts 23:32-35)

Herod’s Judgment Hall
That’s where I was kept
Herod’s Judgment Hall
King’s hall where I slept

Dumped by captain’s guard
In Caesarea
Governor received
And began to stall

Herod’s Judgment Hall
Prison or a room
Herod’s Judgment Hall
Protection from Jews

Felix wants to wait
Till accusers come
This will not delay
God’s will to be done

Herod’s Judgment Hall
I shared Good News there
Herod’s Judgment Hall
But ears would not hear

Tempest (Acts 27)

Centurion guarded
My destination Rome
To them merely cargo
Mission done then go home

The winds and the weather
Sailors respect and fear
I offer wise counsel
But insight they won’t hear

The timing and the routes
Defy current season
Roman soldier power
Not a slave to reason

But dangerous choices
Will punish the unwise
Tossed at sea and hopeless
They follow my advice

The spirit assures me
My ministry awaits
The fast must be broken
Human hunger to sate

Cargo becomes garbage
That is thrown overboard
Killing prisoners discussed
Not the plans of the Lord

Those capable to swim
Are the first overboard
Others will cling to life
Grasping wood to the shore

All passengers survive
No drowning on that day
As we gasp on the beach
I will show them the Way

Scripture does not mention
A soul saved from that wreck
Yet the witness remains
Of how God does protect

Home Confinement (Acts 28:30-31)

Two whole years
In a house of my own
Starving guests arrive each day

Food and drink
To nourish the spirit
His banquet knowing the Way

So I preach
Of the Kingdom of God
Salvation through Jesus Christ

Throughout Rome
The lost come to this place
Learning of eternal life

Souls are saved
Eternity assured
His Gospel with joy proclaimed

Victory
Is not bound by the fact
Caesar’s prisoner I remain

How I died matters not. How I lived in service to His glory is all that matters.

Mask Muddle – Sir Jack Campaign Update #3
By William James Jonas III

My voters are calling
For answers not guesses
Do they have to wear masks?
“Give us Nos or YESes!”

For subways in New York
Today’s answer is YES
But the New Jersey trains
All say NO! what a mess!

The Mayor of New York
With his answers unstraight
Simply cannot explain
How these masks keep us safe

Back in 2020
When some folks became ill
My campaign made some masks
That all had a duck bill

So then President Trump
And Doctor Fauci too
Said in just a few weeks
We would all whip this flu

“Let’s all put on a mask
And do not go to church
This will flatten the curve
Then we’ll return to work”

But that was way back then
Now voters call to ask
Seeking some clear guidance
On wearing these dumb masks

As New York’s Congress Duck
Constituents expect
The specific answers
To get passed this train wreck

Sir Jack will take the lead
To meet voter wishes
If not re-elected
My fate’s Chinese dishes

Evil chefs of China
Think that ducks of my age
Should be warm and quiet
Soaked in sauce spiced with sage

My opponent says masks
Are what science demands
His science seems shifty
Like the Oyster Bay sands

In New York it’s one way
New Jersey the other
Government seems insane
A crazy Big Brother

One thing is for certain
As to masks on your face
The rules always vary
Depending on the place

And there is some conflict
With two strong points of view
From the politicians
Between the red and blue

Democrats say one thing
Republicans converse
Both claim to have science
Which is better or worse?

Solutions of the past
Often can provide clues
Solving today’s problems
And that is what I’ll use

My voters lack answers
Cash is another lack
So hear my proposal
That will bring happy back

Two years ago my masks
With a duck’s bill you see
Gave my campaign a boost
That sent me to DC

The mask I present now
Uses actual bills
With Abraham Lincoln
No picture! They are real!

These masks are quite ideal
Where a mask you must wear
And then in your pocket
You will have bucks to spare

So with mask or no mask
You have obtained mask peace
Increasing your savings
Putting your mind at ease

Come by my headquarters
For masks made of money
Sir Jack has the answers
Some of them are funny

Sir Jack – Campaign Update #4
By William James Jonas III

Political campaigns
Have evolved a lot
Strategies of the past
Are not modern thought

Newspaper endorsements
Car bumper stickers
Have now gone the way of
Envelope lickers

It is technology
And how you’re trending
Days full of Breaking News
Drama unending

My Central Park podcasts
And Go Fund Me page
Boosted my first campaign
Ended homeless days

As a mandarin fowl
Things aren’t done with ease
Social media trolls
Claimed I was Chinese

In learning how to Tweet
There came some bad luck
Suspended for two weeks
When I misspelled duck

When the My Pillow Guy
Came to lend a hand
Some did not get my posts
I was shadow banned

Big Tech is in control
With algorithms
And without their platforms
A campaign can’t win

Each time one of my Tweets
Quotes President Trump
It gets redirected
To some cyber dump

Seems I’ve been targeted
Who can a duck trust?
Twitter has this new boss
His name Elon Musk

Elon says that Twitter
Is like a town square
If square’s are like China’s
Arrests happen there

Political discourse
Both sides get to rant
Elon’s Town Square Twitter
Sounds more tolerant

Or is it just a trick
CNN insists
“He’ll make all Tweets fly right!”
“We know he’s racist!”

HE gave Ukraine WiFi
Made billions of bucks
To Twitter I’ll return
The Town Square of Musk

While I am quite hopeful
Others have their doubts
Anything is better
Than these hateful shouts

With social media
Elon’s Twitter too
Your vote is what we need
Sir Jack’s asking you

Selfish Mouse
By William James Jonas III

This ship is my kingdom
A realm I will not share
Others may preach teamwork
To me that’s just hot air

If you try to join me
I welcome with fake smile
Exposing my sharp teeth
While hiding venal bile

Spirit killing insults
Mean spirited outbursts
Keep my team small and cowed
Outsiders are the worst

On my family ship
All others must get out
As we launch tomorrow
Selfishness is an art

A mere hundred deck chairs
Two tons of cheese on ice
Will serve my growing brood
I want no other mice

With only precious ones
I’ll cross the Atlantic
Not sharing pleasures of
HMS Titanic

Sir Jack the Mandarin Duck

Ukraine Blues

I got the Ukraine blues
Got the Ukraine blues
When I watch the news
I get the Ukraine blues

Call it a freedom fight
How can that be right5
Tyrants on both sides
So freedom I can’t find

In Russian and Ukraine
Things are just the same
Candidates that fail
Dictators put in jail

It’s just two presidents
That cage dissidents
They both seek success
So they control the press

I got the Ukraine blues
Got the Ukraine blues
Sick of the fake news
Gives me the Ukraine blues

Re-Elect Sir Jack – Campaign Update #1
By William James Jonas III

This re-election quest
Shares an obstacle with most
NYC Congressmen
Never get a chance to coast

I’m a GOP duck
Democrats say “Jack’s dead meat”
They’re pulling out the stops
As they work for my defeat

I constantly raise funds
Because campaign ads aren’t free
Two big names want me gone
George Soros and AOC

Listening to my voters
With responsive follow-up
This is what I promised
As Sir Jack their Congress Duck

Loyal constituents
Can still fall for dirty tricks
Soros will fund such lies
The thought of it makes me sick

Even happy voters
Sometimes can become confused
I know the other side
Controls all of the fake news

This week it was made clear
That my enemies play low
AOC told the press
They’ve recruited a Black Crow

I thought it was a lie
But then I saw it was true
CNN praised that Crow
As did the hosts of The View

That Democrat Black Crow
Is adored by mainstream press
When ending interviews
They always wish him success

Media calls me Duck
And fake news claims I’m Chinese
But they don’t call him Crow
They’ve anointed him BC

“Send BC to DC!”
That’s MSNBC’s chant
“BC’s Manhattan’s best!”
“He will do what that Duck can’t!”

When it comes to strange birds
The gold standard’s a Black Crow
You can never trust them
This is one thing I do know

The first Black Crow I met
By a Central Park trash can
He was eating pizza
Stolen from a homeless man

My Black Crow opponent
Looks like that old pizza thief
But I must share that tale
In a way voters believe

Defining enemies
My first step to beat BC
That Black Crow does not know
How tough politics can be

For this campaign season
It’s Sir Jack against BC
We will campaign and debate
For November victory

Re-Elect Sir Jack – Campaign Update #2
By William James Jonas III

My voters’ concerns
Must be listened to
As a Congress Duck
This is what I do

Subways are not safe
Citizens explain
But down in DC
They just talk Ukraine

Can a freedom fight
In a foreign land
Be more important
I don’t understand

With subways unsafe
New Yorkers get killed
But down in DC
Ukraine’s the talk still

Inflation worries
Our dollars buy less
But down in DC
Ukraine gets largess

Gas prices are high
Supply uncertain
All Joe Biden says
Blame it on Putin

Fighting for freedom
Defends innocents
So that should include
My constituents

Hear me President
And you Ms. VP
New York needs defense
Like those overseas

How dare you demand
My folks risk their lives
On dangerous streets
For your Russian fight

Hey New York voters!
I do have your back
Your freedom comes first
Please vote for Sir Jack

Would you … (John 13)
By William James Jonas III

Would you have washed their feet?
Not one had a real job
Would you have washed their feet?
The group was more than odd

Would you have washed their feet?
Dusty crusty and foul
Would you have washed their feet?
Or let them in your house

No station or status
Yet cleaned feet they expect
How could you clean those hooves
And keep one’s self respect

Cowardly feet He washed
Those of a traitor too
Clean feet left His supper
Betrayed Him to the Jews

24 feet He washed
One pair stood and denied
No clean feet were steadfast
All sought a place to hide

Would you have washed their feet?
Of course you would have not
But He did wash their feet
This undeserving lot

God did the dirty work
Ignored their foolish pride
To impart a lesson
Once more before He died

He washed more than their feet
Cleansing all dirty sin
Defeating Satan’s death
For life that never ends

You know what Jesus did
More than a simple task
Would you have washed their feet?
Is that too much to ask?

When I last spoke to Sir Jack, he was a newly elected Member of Congress. It was the winter of 2021, and he was already sensing a level of discouragement. As a new election cycle approaches, it was time to check in with New York’s most distinguished duck.

Congressman Sir Jack – Looking Forward – First Looking Back
By William James Jonas III

Clowns to the left
Clowns to the right
That scary Vice President laugh

Let me tell you
They don’t have a clue
A duck knows the dark side of daft

Old Uncle Daffy
Has nothing on them
Except they break laws
And have their own gym

While this whole country
Was kept from their work
Congress got full pay
The self-centered jerks

Some gossiping geese
Brought Ottawa news
Of a freedom fight
Where the bad guys lose

‘Flew to Canada
To meet trucker friends
Brought back some ideas
On how to begin

With every journey
Some parts are a chore
I am elected
Each month 24

So I’ll run again
Like those worthless slobs
But different from them
I work at this job

Truckers are like ducks
We know how to move
Re-elect Sir Jack
There’s much more to do!

It was clear to me that Sir Jack had the bit in his teeth (pretty amazing for a duck) and was ready to run (again). So, I asked him if he had a special plan to make an impact on the swamp we call Washington, DC.

Start Honking

One thing New Yorkers
Are taught when they’re born
To drive a car right
Keeping honking the horn

The honks say “I count!”
And “Don’t mess with me!”
“I know all my rights!”
“So watch it buddy!”

These New York voters
Sent me to DC
And then lost their nerve
To virus Chinese

They hid in their homes
Wore masks in their cars
Stopped going to church
And drinking in bars

The news people said
Fox and CNN
Just hide long enough
And all this will end

I went to Congress
To improve their lot
But things just got worse
With each booster shot

The warp speed vaccine
Got into arms fast
Does not make T-cells
That means they don’t last

The new President
And Italian troll
Will solve this crisis
When hell has grown cold

I am in Congress
And one lonely duck
Ready to give up
Then I saw those trucks

Those trucks from up north
Had become enraged
And in Canada
Its honks that bring change

When gossiping geese
Brought this honking news
I then had a plan
My voters could use

They know how to honk
How to vote for me
We can fix this mess
On to victory

Third Generation Drug Dealer
By William James Jonas III

I live on a hill billy rock pile
My name is Ellie Mae
Grandpa sold that moonshine
But I found much better pay

My Pa tried sellin’ oxycotin
He ate more than he sold
So I looked for a job
Those federal ones are gold

A prison is in the next holler
President Bush owed us
‘Got me a union job
Since I date Uncle Cleatus

I’m following family tradition
Drugs are a great payroll
Injecting these inmates
With stuff they call Vivitrol

They say Vivitrol is expensive
U.S. prisons burn cash
Mandated counseling
Is so much ethical trash

We lie about group treatment sessions
Paperwork swears we meet
‘Paid to help folks shoot up
This drug job cannot be beat

Omni-Clown
By William James Jonas III

Omni-Clown
Omni-Clown
Bringing you
More lock downs

Omni-Clown
Started where?
Foreign lab
Over there

“You’re racist!”
Yells the press
Just blame Trump
Their best guess

Orange man gone
Minor goal
Omni-Clown
Means control

Joe Biden
Beach ware mask
Kind of lost
May not last

Delaware
He should stay
Keep Red Phone
Far away

Tony F
Still a punk
Mad midget
Power drunk

“I’m science!”
The troll screams
Omni-Clown
His wet dream

Vaccinate
Or be damned
CNN
Does command

Does it stop
Omni-Clown?
Trust Fauci
And bow down

New boosters
Take them too
Just obey
As you moo

Take three jabs
And still sick
Omni-Clown
A mean trick

All the shots
And still dead
Old obese
Co morbid

Dead fat folk
Can’t complain
Omni-Clown
It’s a game

Little kids
You to lose
Omni-Clown
Shuts your school

Teachers pay
Union dues
Omni-Clown
New excuse

“Safety first”
Unions say
Teach with Zoom
Drink all day

Elections
Coming soon
Omni-Clown
Must be used

Vote by mail
Helps the dead
Elect those
Red states dread

USA
Screwed around
The new tool
Omni-Clown

Time
By William James Jonas III

‘Twas Minutes Before Six
That’s when my world changed
The FBI SWAT team
Just giggled with rage

By 6:02 A M
Glass strewn on the floor
Black clad with guns pointed
Life before no more

Just Minutes Before Six
What if I had died?
FBI missed their fun
Perhaps they would cry

Then minutes after six
And now to the news
A press conference of lies
Skewed government views

Did they need all those guns?
And battering ram
To open a glass door
Arrest one old man

The Minutes Before Six
Prelude to a play
The story’s not over
Truth will win the day

In Minutes Before Six
Freedom discarded
What we do not protect
Vanish unguarded

Guilty or innocent
How can it make sense
That morning machine guns
Serve arrest warrants

On the first Thursday morning of February 2016 at 6:02 AM, no less than six black clad FBI SWAT team members armed with automatic weapons destroyed the glass entrance to the San Antonio home of attorney William James Jonas III, LTC, U.S. Army, Retired. The purpose of the attack was to serve an arrest warrant, take Jonas into custody, and obtain computers and documents. The residence had been under FBI surveillance for months confirming the absence of any weapons or dangerous materials. Jonas had no criminal history. Explaining this level of force, a representative of the U.S. Pre-Trial Services said, “the FBI seems to enjoy this too much.” Immediately after the guilty verdict, the prosecuting attorney began his campaign for U.S. Congress.

Home Confinement – Acts 28:30-31
By William James Jonas III

Two whole years
In a house of my own
Starving guests arrive each day

Food and drink
To nourish the spirit
His banquet knowing the Way

So I preach
Of the kingdom of God
Salvation through Jesus Christ

Throughout Rome
The lost come to this place
Learning of eternal life

Souls are saved
Eternity assured
His Gospel with joy proclaimed

Victory
Is not bound by the fact
Caesar’s prisoner I remain

These days, Dad always picks-up.*

*Honoring William James Jonas, Junior (1936-2020)

Since Dad’s in heaven
This Fathers Day
Call timing’s no longer an art

No need to practice
Just what to say
Dad knows what I feel in my heart

I cannot hug him
Take him to brunch
For over-priced eggs
Good wine for lunch

But talk we can do
For hours on end
And recall all of the good times

Lessons taught and learned
From my best friend
With his help things turned out just fine

It’s pals forever
Pledged in my youth
Dad’s not really gone
It’s still the truth

I’m happy we talked
No need for tears
No one interrupts us these days
Dad, I do miss you
Grows every year
We’ll talk again soon I can’t wait

Pandas Weren’t Worth It
By William James Jonas III

Dear President Nixon
I know that you are dead
But you started something
That’s making me see red

You were my President
I was there till the end
No Sir we never met
Yet you were my true friend

We called them Red Chinese
In respect to Taiwan
You and Pat met Mao
The rules changed from then on

While the press hated you
The loved that killer Mao
Taiwan under the bus
The Commies became pals

So we got two pandas
To live in D.C.’s zoo
Black and white Red Chinese
Then Watergate got you

A bunch of time has passed
And Mao is dead like you
All we got from China
Were pandas and their flu

Past choices are most clear
From cheap seats with rear view
Knowing what we do now
Are pandas worth this flu?

Why China?
By William James Jonas III

Corona virus
It’s quite a disease
Once more I am glad
That I’m not Chinese

Flying to Beijing
For now is delayed
The world wrings its hands
As doctors explain

We don’t know the cause
We don’t know the cure
Started in China
On that we are sure

Free traders may think
My thoughts are a sin
But please remind me
Why we trade with them

I know it is cheap
I know they got cash
But trade with China
Gives more than a rash

They condemn Christians
And steal property
And create disease
That kills you and me

I do like pandas
The Great Wall I’ve seen
But dealing with them
Just never seems clean

To big to ignore
A fact that might be
But toxic and big
Is simply nasty

Ignoring it’s not
To avoid a mess
China is poison
It’s quite obvious

Bitten Hand
By William James Jonas III

Franklin Graham
Surprised you’re not
By ingratitude

New York took
Your healing team
Now is acting rude

Help from all
Is what they sought
And you were the first

Giving them
A hospital
Samaritan’s Purse

Franklin Graham
You dared to live
By the Word of Christ

Hated now
By the woke crowd
Rejecting His light

Ignore God
Is their demand
Or sick beds tear down

Your must be
LBGT
Or get out of town

Franklin Graham
Your bitten hand
Answering needs call

Following
Our Saviour’s steps
His hands pierced for all

Franklin Graham
Surprised you’re not
By ingratitude

America’s Back
By William James Jonas III

Co morbidity
Is the enemy
Killing us for years

Corona virus
By Chinese liars
Plays on childish fears

Doctors’ bad advice
Killed immunity
Propped us up with pills

Whored vaccinations
We became sicker
Pharma paid the bill

Corona corpses
Displayed to force us
To remain sick cows

Inactivity
Staring at TV
It’s time to clean house

This is a wake up call
About friends and foes
World Heath just turns tricks

No need to blame Trump
Diabetic slobs
Not his job to fix

Sick Americans
Can shelter in place
That’s a simple rule

When you’re fat and weak
You’re a disease mark
No need to close schools

Strong protect the weak
When strong take action
Time for us to act

Hand back their hand cuffs
State’s will open up
America’s back

It’s About Beds
By William James Jonas III

Consider the State of New York:
-Full beds in prisons mean cost to the State of New York.
-Full beds in nursing homes mean revenue to the operators.
-New York is rewarded by reducing prison costs as they can spend the money elsewhere.
-Nursing home operators survive by increasing revenue.
-Prison worker jobs are easier with fewer full bed, and as union members, their jobs are secure regardless of workload.
-Nursing homes close when revenues lag.
-Prison workers, as union members, vote.
-Nursing home operators support politicians that keep nursing home beds full.
-The Governor of New York is New York’s prison operator and has the ability to decide if nursing home beds, in New York, stay full based on health related policies.
IT IS LOGICAL FOR THE NEW YORK GOVERNOR TO ORDER NEW YORK NURSING HOMES TO TAKE COVID-19 POSITIVE CUSTOMERS WHILE EMPTYING STATE PRISON BEDS. SUCH AN ORDER MAKES NEW YORK NURSING HOMES LAWSUIT PROOF BY REMOVING ANY LIABILITY FOR COVID-19, AS THE ORDER SHARES NEW YORK’S SOVEREIGN IMMUNITY WITH THE NURSING HOME WHILE ASSURING A STEADY FLOW OF CUSTOMERS. EMPTY PRISON BEDS ALLOW SPENDING ELSEWHERE.

Why would New York Governor Andrew Cuomo issue an executive order requiring nursing homes to accept COVID-19 positive customers and a few weeks later, release dangerous inmates from New York state prisons?
It’s about money
It’s about votes
It’s about political support from nursing home operators
It’s about beds

Postscript – Cuomo’s COVID-19 Nursing Home Executive Order had a casualty that may cause some political pain as it hurts New York trial lawyers seeking to cash-in on COVID-19 nursing home injuries/deaths.

Cuomo’s COVID Casualty
By William James Jonas III

Hey trial lawyers
I’ve got bad news
Andrew Cuomo
Has just screwed you

His nursing homes
Are now immune
From your lawsuits
Corona blues

Those New York home
Got an order
Destroying your
Client fodder

COVID-19
Accept they must
Thus giving them
State protection

You trust Andy
And that was dumb
Try moving West
For lawsuit fun

Minneapoliced
By William James Jonas III

The police killed George Floyd
Because he was black
I will not stand by
It’s time to strike back

Progress has been slow
We must demand more
To honor George Floyd
Let’s go loot some stores

Hate by the police
Threatens all of us
To protests this crime
We will torch a bus

Bashing ATMs
The fault of the police
Burning property
Our message of peace

New York City Phase II
By William James Jonas III

Our pizza shop’s now open
The mayor said okay
With COVID-19 flattened
It’s time to make some hay

Where we once had ten tables
Inside we can seat two
A table on the sidewalk
And then the dumpster booth

Contact free delivery
Provides some revenue
But those orders are tricky
With BLM in view

Do not say “no black olives”
No olive bigotry
The same is true for pepper
Don’t say black, red, or green

If you say such nasty things
There’ll be consequences
Your home and face on tick tock
You’ll come to your senses

As you might guess these new rules
Our business model changed
Pizza sales won’t pay the bills
But there’s another way

Since our police are racists
As Black Lives taught us well
Getting rid of our police
Changes what we can sell

So when you order pizza
With extra pepper jack
Buy one of our machine guns
Along with meth or crack

Fake Noose
By William James Jonas III

No noose is good noose
Bubba does not agree
“My NASCAR racing slump”
“Systemic bigotry”

“A rope’s a rope you dope”
“And that rope is a crime”
“It’s about me you see”
“Give me my spot light time”

Race bait need not be real
To make the mad dogs snap
How stupid we’ve become
It’s time to take a nap

Enough
By William James Jonas III

If preachers and teachers are not essential
Your country is all messed up
While kids die on sidewalks mayors get haircuts
Not the time to defund cops

The doctors say its time to open the schools
Science should not be ignored
But we all know teacher unions hate science
As kids get stupid and bored

Amazon can’t bring children education
Fake news does not understand
When sick geezers can close an entire nation
Things have gotten out of hand

Gym Exodus
By William James Jonas III

I own a New York gym
And follow all the rules
Why does my Governor
Treat me like I’m a fool?

COVID had shut us down
That’s what’s said on TV
But New York’s shut down rules
Will be the death of me

Cuomo has these phases
They number one to four
When your number comes up
You can open your doors

Now something has happened
Worse than a mere blunder
Somehow our Empire State
Failed to give gyms numbers

One thing that is certain
As sure as Chinese Flu
It’s bad when your state says
“We will get back to you”

Gyms that can’t be opened
Fail like a dumb idea
Can’t wait for a number

I’m getting out of here

Palm Honor
John Th Ts
By William James Jonas III

I have stood by
This main thoroughfare
Not one morning
If anyone cares
From Bethany
To Jerusalem
By foot or colt
The only way in
They come to pray
But mostly to feast
All pass by me
The great and the last
And on this day
My life will conclude
Torn limb from limb
For a sacred use
A glory death
For me nonetheless
As my palms line
The path of Jesus

Thomas Revealed
By William James Jonas III

Your legacy remains off doubting him pulpits label you as doubting Thomas yet your life with him was off loyalty
Has hazardous trip made others tremble you said to die with him was above life loyal in the moment but mistaken
Because only with him is there true life risking all you new to walk with our Lord asked where he goes and to show the way
So could you have doubted his victory?
Thomas, I think you loved him so much
You just wanted to touch him one more time
In that selfish moment you paid the price
To be called doubting Thomas by all men
He knows the truth within your lion heart
Disciple not ready to say goodbye
Soon-to-be learning he never leaves us

Put up thy sword
John 3:16, 12:13, 18:11, 27
He said put up your sword
Yet we needed to fight
Yes we were outnumbered
But ours the side of right

The hate of Jews corrupt
An enemy not new
He is the son of God
And they refuse the truth

Entered Jerusalem
Less than a week ago
Hosanna the crowd cried
We twelve knew this was so

Now Judas brings a mob
Thugs working for chief priests
While they are more than me
With this sword I’m a beast

He said put up thy sword
I had only begun
He said put up thy sword
With swords I would have one

These haters are cowards
That’s why they came at night
Soft corrupt and greedy
They can’t defeat his light

He orders my sword sheathed
Speaks of the father’s cup
Allows them to prevail
In glee they tie him up

Before the cock will crew
My loyalty will fold
Thrice will I deny him
This sin he had foretold

So without swords of man
His victory is won
For God so loved the world
He gave his only son

Pilate Pushed
John 19 12:16
Thou art not Caesar’s friend
The chief priests hissed at me
Juice are just too complex
Why can’t they let me be

My job to keep the peace
On Chief priests I rely
Now they bring me Jesus
While screaming crucify

Without rhyme or reason
They want to kill this man
Demanding I help them
As only Romans can

It is a festival
I do not want a mob
They will inform Caesar
If I don’t do my job

A Roman governor
Should not be bossed by Jews
Giving in shuts them up
What do I have to lose

He Is Risen
By William James Jonas III

He is risen
That is the news
He is risen
I am confused

He is risen
A tomb empty
He is risen
I ran to see

He is risen
While Chief priests lie
Hiding from truths
Pay Roman bribes

He is risen
Coward am I
When he was chained
Three times denied

He is risen
And I failed him
Yet God’s promise
He is risen

We’re saved from death
But what to do
He is risen
Lord where are you?

And now his words
Return to me
He will see us
In Galilee

He is risen
Victory won
God loved the world
Gave us his son

He was here
Acts 12:1-6

Hearing the Passover throng
Through Jerusalem jail walls
The temple is cashing in
Display James severed head
King Herod plays to the crowd
When unleavened feast concludes
I will be the second act
A show to buy loyal Jews
These chains do not stop my prayers
My joy is doing his will
With a mission just begun
John the Baptist beheaded
Hating and lying Chief priests

Inflaming a crowds bloodlust
Chains for his prelude to death
A jail was his battle ground
This feast became victory
Claimed with cross and empty tomb
He was here he took my place
The work that he gave to me
Mission of his commission
His church praying unceasing
Wild chains and guards to remain
My death will come with no fear
At a time to his purpose
Jesus Christ was in this place

All America
By William James Jonas III

Moaning morning mammals
They chat on the TV
Acting almost life like
airbrushed humanity

Performing on Fox news
And MSNBC
Today show GMA
Each channel has the breed

Breaking stories constant
Always some new crisis
Who fixes the broke news
On Trump tweets or Isis

Some all red most are not
As they urge your buy-in
With bias that’s so clear
It’s not news it’s lying

Non were hired for smarts
They must think we’re that dumb
Just one morning listen
Will make your brain feel numb

Hate Mail
By William James Jonas III

You are a felon!
Ha Ha Ha!
That’s what the hate mail said
The guy writes me so often
He’d cry if I were dead

The hours that are wasted
In unkind notes to me
After a while
Make me smile
I’m a celebrity

Bilious letters
Like kind ones
Are just the price of fame
So keep those missives coming
And don’t misspell my name

Send My Hate Mail To Jesus
By William James Jonas III

Refrain: Send my hate mail to Jesus
I said to the postman
Send my hate mail to Jesus
He loves me so I can
Send my hate mail to Jesus
The sender needs him too
Send my hate mail to Jesus
He’ll take it postage due

Verse I: Hate mails’s found it way to me
Almost all my life
Business partners former friends
Children and Ex wife
Even folks I’ve never met
Somehow will write me
But I’ve found a special path
To serenity

Refrain

Verse II When the mail call brings to me
A new piece of hate
Venom takes a written form
Someone did create
I’m no good a dirty dog
It’s always the same,
Wonder who they wrote before
They found me to blame

Refrain

Missing
By William James Jonas III

My left thumb moved across my palm
As it had done for years

Somehow this time I caught myself
Inside I shed some tears

My thumb touched then my ring finger
You know a ring’s not there

A judge had it removed one day
Without a human care.

That ring never defined our love
Jail rules took it away

It’s one more thing I miss from you
Love does not miss a day

Answered Prayer
By William James Jonas III

Thank you Lord Jesus
You answered myt prayer
I asked from comfort
And absence of care

No money worries
Just rest for a spell
You gave that to me
In this prison cell

My boat of troubles
Was full to my eyes
Some I invited
Some were a surprise

It was overwhelming
My saddness was real
Now it’s all better
In concrete and steel

Living in prison
Is a simple life
Food is provided
And no home front strife

Quiet not lonely
Is my life today
Long talks with Jesus
As I read and pray

Jesus you did it
You brought me some peace
Life in satan’s town
Had been killing me

Not here forever
My sentence will end
But there’s no hurry
With you as my friend

Peter James and John Mt 17 1-9, 26:37 Lk 5:10, 8:5
By William James Jonas III

Friends with a shared business
We three called by him
Beside the sea formed us
As fishers of men

We were part of the twelve
Three times set apart
To witness his glory
Yet understood not

On a sacred summit
Jesus did commune
Elias and Moses
Told us tell no one

Then we were the escort
To Jairus home
As he raised his daughter
Us three in the room

The final time he called
For only us three
Was that final evening
In Gethsamane

We three were only men
But he made us more
Apostles of Jesus

We three for the Lord

Real Rights Restored
By William James Jonas III

Hey you bleeding hearts
Your two-faced game is clear
Letting felons vote
Will help you win next year

You are such selfish garbage
Agenda in plain sight
You don’t give a tinker’s cuss
About the Bill of Rights

If you stopped mirror gazing
And wanted to end harm
Read the Second Amendment
It’s the right to bear arms

The Constitution gave it
You punks took it away
Since you claim we paid our debt
Why don’t you act that way?

So stop your pompous preening
And give us liberty
You’re the ones that claim to care

Arms will make us free

“No, we don’t have NA (Narcotics Anonymous),
but we have 257 other activities to occupy your time.”
Warden C. Gomez, February 2019, FCI Gilmar, Glenville, West Virginia

By William James Jonas III

There is a theory
That some would suggest
The wardens don’t like
Drugs inmates ingest

But that is quite wrong
They like it this way
Cause they don’t allow
Chapters of NA

One thing is quite clear
So think it over
You only fight drugs
Promoting sober

The SHU (Special Housing Unit) does not work
Transfers are a waste
A sober inmate
The junkies can’t face

The only reason
For this inactiom
Is twelve steps apply
To warden’s addiction

With NA on site
There might be a risk
Someone might condemn

The booze in their desk

Fathers Day 2019
By William James Jonas III

My thoughts this year
Are far from new
As I give thanks
For all you do

Some how
Some way
Your gifts to me
Define the man
I seek to be

In all my years
I’ve not yet grasped
How you were there
The first and last

Your life and love
I celebrate
That you’re my Dad
This Fathers Day

Joseph – inspired from Matthew 1:16-2:23 and Luke 1:26-2:52
By William James Jonas III

My life was quiet
The prospects were good
King David as kin
My work was in wood

Nazareth business
And a fiance
In all earthly ways
I sure had it made

Until confronted
With a rumor wild
The one I’m to wed
Already with child

Plans now are a wreck
But what can one say
This is a disgrace
I’ll move on some way

Faith has always been
A part of my life
An angel appears
And said “Keep your wife”

A child born of God
I can’t comprehend
Jesus was my son
Yet more than a man

Torah and trade skills
He did quickly grasp
Me teaching my God?
Sometimes I just laughed

His body grew strong
Our world was in wait
I would not survive
To witness His fate

God so loved the world
He sent us His Son
Christ called one man Dad
And I was that one

“No we don’t have NA (narcotics anonymous), but we have 257 other activities to occupy your time.” Warden C. Gomez, FUCI-Gilmer, Glenville, West Virginia

There is a theory
That some would suggest
The wardens don’t like
Drugs inmates ingest

But that is quite wrong
They like it this way
‘Cause they don’t allow
Chapters of NA

One thing is quite clear
So think it over
You only fight drugs
Promoting sober

The SHU* does not work
Transfers are a waste
A sober inmate
The junkies can’t face

The only reason
For this inaction
Is twelve steps apply
To wardens’s addiction

With NA on site
There might be a risk
Some one might condemn
The booze in their desk

* Special Housing Unit

UNICOR Blues
By William James Jonas III

Unicor blues, oh Unicor blues
Wearin’ that khaki, no tennis shoes
Start work at eight do nothing ‘til two
Never in red with Unicor blues

Got a lot of time, no drugs to kick
Caseworker say no programs to pick
The thing to avoid is bein’ bored
That’s why I’m workin’ at Unicor

Unicor blues, my Unicor blues
Only thing I’ve lost is my IQ
Start work at eight, do nothin’ ‘til two
Can’t stay in bed with Unicor blues

Tried kitchen work, the money’s for real
You’re paid two bucks, the rest you just steal
Egg for two stamps ‘aint my set of shoes
I like singin’, the Unicor blues

The library work, that is ok
Nothin’ to do, read papers all day
But I want a job that is big news
The gig like that is Unicor blues

Unicor workers, we have it made
Walk to the warehouse, always get paid
Don’t ask the question, what do we do
You’re in the band, play Unicor blues

Unicor blues, yeah Unicor blues
Union conditions without the dues
Not really a business, don’t be confused
Just doin’ time and Unicor blues

Each Day
By William James Jonas III

Each day is a mountain
Three parts compose
The summit Gods spirit
The eternal goal,
With my human body
Physical is core
I must be strenght building
For what is in store
God’s spirit with my strength
Then will manifest
Each day new creations
His love to attest
If each of theese pieces
Are within each day
What remains matters not
Paradise awaits

Sharing Time
By William James Jonas III

My Great love, I ask you not
To serve prison time with me
That service would be alone
As I am already free
Earthly confines matter naught
When our spirits are entwined
Days are filled with thoughts of you
And new insights for all time
Poems I write are not escape
It is our reality
My hand touches yours each day
As your face I always see
So while the miles between us
Still remain a wretched fact
Our soul mate life continues
Together great bliss expect

Three Monkeys
By William James Jonas III

Three young monkey on the beach
Know it’s time to have a drink
One is happy, one is sad
One does not know what to think
Thirsty monkeys with big cups
For lemonade cool and pink
One is happy, one is sad
One does not know what to think
Ocean swim with eight armed friend
He gets scared and makes blue ink
One is happy, one is sad
One does not know what to think
Monkey wander in the woods
Skunk jumps out and quickly stinks
One is happy, one is sad
One does not know what to think
Monkeys sitting back at school
Watchful teachers never blink
One is happy, one is sad
One does not know what to think

Monkeys see a movie star
Her gold chain has many links
One is happy, one is sad
One does not know what to think
Hungry monkeys eat good food
Nutrients A to zinc
One is happy, one is sad
One does not know what to think
Helpful monkeys do cleanup
Washing dishes in the sink
One is happy, one is sad
One does not know what to think

Sleepy monkeys say their prayers
Time to get their forty winks
One is happy, one is sad
One does not know what to think

Inspired by Reverend John Lewis, St. Mark’s Episcopal Church

SHU (Special Housing Unit)
Life in the SHU
By William James Jonas III

Life in the SHU, Life in the SHU
Roomservice daily, orange rubber shoes
Why are you here, don’t have a clue
Breakfast in bed that’s life in the SHU

SHU life’s easy, no work to do
They pick up laundry, no walk for you
Nice plastic mugs, make your own brew
Meds are delivered, Living’ in SHU

Things can get strange, livin’ in SHU
Thre’s a transvestite, what can you do
Just act normal, aint’ about you
Who is the cellmate, one more day through

Your door is locked, most of the time
No rush to get up, everything’s fine
Get your K2, after count time
Sometimes it’s not good. Might be SHU slime

I went to SHU, Christmas last year,
Was selling pictures, Porno Reindeer
Is that a crime, not very clear
Could use a lawyer, send me one here

Life in the SHU, Life in the SHU
Just have a good time, what can they do
You are still here, too bad for you
Order some books, don’t gripe in SHU

On 3/20/2019, the National Academies of Science, Engineering, and Medicine and the National Institute on Drug Abuse issues a report requiring prisons to offer Suboxone
(buprenorphine) funded by Medicare.

Prison Junkie Alert
By William James Jonas III

Hey there cellie, I’ve got real good news
Help’s on it’s way, for our drug abuse
Now pretty soon, things will be just fine
We’ll get Suboxone, In our pill lline
The Feds sure hate, them ole opiods
They got a plan, that’s great for us boys
The story in “USA Today” says “act now”
And “do not delay”
It’s time to rejoice, prison junkies
Make prison pushers lower their fees
Your market’s blown, Thank you Uncle Sam
Now we can get high, paid by the man
*USA Today 4/3/19 Opinion Today’s topic
Opiod Epidemie by Bill Sternberg

Dear Sparticus
By William James Jonas III

Hey Corey Bookie
We understand that
Your’re thinking about
A second Step Act
Before you rush off
get dad back on his feet
Think what he does
When he’s on the street
He’s high all the time
Like he’s in the can
But today his rent
Is paid by the man
When he’s selling drugs
Inside Prison walls
All our bills get paid
And he’s fed by y’all
You may mean well pal
You don’t have a clue
Keep dad in prison
We’ll sent cash to you

Space Available
By William James Jonas III

Quitters listen, stay on your back
When you hate school, it hates you back
But there’s a place, you will fit in
There’s lots of room, it’s called prison
You can watch sports play cards or chess
No one will care, if you’re a mess
You’ll pay for drugs, but that’s the same
Where you are now, avoiding blame, no charge for rooms, a free meal plan
Just sit around, and blame the man
Stop being sad, you’re almost there
They’ll love your dreads, or unique hair
Folk owe you stuff, well you are right
Your long term home, almost in sight
Tattoos are cheap, and no one rants
‘bout child support, or baggy pants
This is great news, you can stay high
Get your spot now, this gig’s for life
Do not worry, about release
It never works, for good junkies
Not being smart, a home run hit
the less you know, the more you fit

No Second Step Act
By William James Jonas III

First moments in prison, are just a bit surreal
Do humans live this way? Do they know how we feel?
But now a year has passed an end of time for grief
I look around, and I have found
A great sense of relief, cause this population
Is toxic with a T, and can add not a thing
To the land of the free, prisons house animals
A hateful chicken coop, few even read or write
Or function in a group, undisciplined junkies
With no redeeming skills, if we were freed
We’d surely breed, increassing social ills
Dollars housing each one, prevents even more son’s
Keeping us under key, is very wise indeed
Guards are another group that really should not breed
While guards are free to roam, their procreation stalls
As they prefer sex found, within prison walls
Reformers back to sleep, you know what you do
Don’t mess up a good thing, we’re thinkling about you

Eager Weasel
By William James Jonas III

Beware of eager weasels with desks near the boss
Gossip is their god, self promotion at all costs
Masking initiative, suggestions at a snap
Claiming to be helpful but that’s a bunch of crap
These shallow sacks of silly can’t spell the word team
Posturing as powerful, that’s their twisted dream
Eager Weasels never breed, they love themselves so
Work around I’ve found that’s best for weasels you know

Introduction to “Buck Fever”
By William James Jonas III

When President George W. Bush decided to reward West Virginia voters with a shiny new prison in Gilmer County, the federal holiday list did not include Appalachia’s observance of deer slaughter. Notwithstanding this government oversight, culture has triumphed over a federal payroll.

Buck Fever – Ode to a West Virginia Prison Guard
‘Hope you get a big deer
That is what they say
Instead of good morning
Or have a nice day
The month is November
Appalachian state
Get yourself a ten point
Or you will not rate
If you’re a prison guard
Life just aint complete
‘Less you got a freezer
That’s full a’ deer meat
All felons are sleeping
The warden’s away
It’s hunting season
Boss man’s gotta play

Pokey (to the tune “Okie from Muskogee”)
By William James Jonas III

We don’t smoke marijuana in the pokey
Meds are free for us and paid by you
Sometimes things get tense and there is a lockdown
We lay in bed smokin’ that K2

That’s the life ya lead when you’re in the pokey
No rent for our rooms and food is free
Taxman ‘aint allowed here at the pokey
I’ll watch sports you keep your liberty

Back To School
By William James Jonas III

Ray don’t like his cage
Ray stays in a rage
Ray know white folk don’t care
Ray say life ‘aint fair
Ray has got no breaks
Ray’s judge’s on the take
Ray don’t have no hope
Ray wants to smoke dope
Ray shouldn’t feel this way
He’s in First Grade
And this is his first day

La Perla
By William James Jonas III

The secret to romance, according to a certain inmate demographic, is La Perla (the pearl) sometimes called a domino or marble. While the name, size, and procedure for installation, in the penis, vary, it’s advocates swear to the satisfaction of wives and girlfriends.

Recently, the story of La Perla made its way to Hawaii and the sing-a-long bar of the legendary Don Ho commissioned new lyrics to that signature song “Tiny Bubbles.”

Tiny Pebbles
Tiny pebble
In my dick
Makes her happy
That’s the trick
Magic pebble
Makes her feel good all over
And it’s a feelin’ that she will be feelin’ from me everytime

Zoo
By William James Jonas III

Quebec flight to Miami delayed at mid-point
In fact the whole truip was a bust
As head of the family gaggle please know
A perfect venue for all was a must
The mountain retreat serene
But kids wanted something to do
No worries I said as we tucked them in bed
This place has a wonderful zoo
A zoo! That’s boring! The adolescents moaned
But little ones were satisfied
Oh give it a shot do not be a snot
Don’t complain until you have tried
Expectations in check we went to inspect
The local animal collection
And we were please to see a menagerie
About us in every direction
Big and small animals from far and near
Little ones looked on without fear
From Africa, South of the Border
Even some freaks with genetic disorders
The zoo was a calm and peaceful dear place
The animals there adored their own space
Our days were a dream we loved our quaint zoo
When departure came the kids were quite blue
We have discovered this wonderful zone
When flights are delayed this is a great home
“One thing we will miss” the younger ones said
Is the way the animals feed us bread

This report came from a family of Canadian Geese visiting Federal Correctional Institution – Gilmer, Glenville, West Virginia when there south bound travels were delayed.

Unicor is the Federal Prison Industries Program

Unicor Blues
By William James Jonas III

Unicor blues, oh Unicor blues
Wearin’ that khaki, no tennis shoes
Start work at eight, do nothin’ ’til two
Never in red with Unicor blues

Got a lot of time, no drugs to kick
Caseworker say no programs to pick
The thing to avoid, is bein’ bored
That’s why I’m workin’ at Unicor

Unicor blues, my Unicor blues
Only thing I’ve lost is my IQ
Start work at eight, do nothin’ ’til two
Can’t stay in bed with Unicor blues

Tried kitchen work, them money’s for real
You’re paid two bucks, the rest you just steal
Egg for two stamps, ‘aint my set of shoes
I like singin’, the Unicor blues

The library work, that is ok
Nothin’ to do, read papers all day
But I want a job, that is big news
The gig like that is Unicor blues

Unicor workers, we have it made
Walk to the warehouse, always get paid
Don’t ask the question, what do we do
You’re in the band play Unicor blues

Unicor blues yeah Unicor blues
Union conditions without the dues
Not really a business, don’t be confused
Just doin’ time and Unicor blues

Getting Over The Wall
By William James Jonas III

President Trump had taken a nap
It was three AM
And then his smart phone buzzed with a text
The buzz from a friend
The text from Manny the Mexican Prez
Short and in English of course
Trump said “Love that guy” kissed Melania
Walked like a cat to his porch
With a sleeping bride
Trump calls from outside
Manny’s message brought intrigue
“Trump, if you want a wall, keep your eye on the ball.
Follow my Mexican lead.
Yankees can build
But I got workers
That need jobs now and work cheep.”
Then came Manny’s chide
“Your cost of supplies
In US is way too steep.
Stop arguing with that old West Coast hag
And her two-faced snobs
Go to your office
And write me a check
I will do your job
A Mexican wall will be best of all.
We build cheap, fast, strong.
You get your dumb wall
I get Yankee cash
Let’s just get along”
“It’s a deal” Trump told the Mexican Prez
“Except paying you”
“I guessed you might blink at that” Manny winked
“Here is what to do”
“My labor, the best and ready to work
Supplies are already ordered
The check you do send we will just pretend
Buys a wall on MY southern border”
“I knew we could be pals
Let’s do lunch with the gals
No staff, let’s just have some fun
I have always said”
As Trump went to bed
“Two walls are better than one.”

West Virgnia Travel Safety
By William James Jonas III

Well thar you are Ethel
The news man was clair
The areo plane crashed
‘Cause of human air
Maybe mechanical
The air was real bad
When air crashes air planes
Thangs sure nuf are sad
So if you ride them planes
Make sure to take care
Trust nothin’ that ‘aint yours
Jus’ brang your own air

Eager Weasel
By William James Jonas III

Beware of eager weasels with desks near the boss
Gossip is their god, self promotion at all costs
Masking initiative, suggestions at a snap
Claiming to be helpful, but that’s a bunch of crap
These shallow sacks of silly can’t spell the word team
Posturing as powerful, that’s their twisted dream
Eager Weasels never breed, they love themselves so

Work around I’ve found, that’s best for weasels you know
John
By William James Jonas III

They killed my cousin today
Now with Father you see
A wilderness voice silenced
Echoes eternally
A camel haired clarion
John the Baptist his name
Angels told of his birth
My coming he proclaimed
But men with power
Kill men without
To gain girls favor
While it may seem cruel
They are just lost
Awaiting Saviour
John’s time has now passed
Mine has begun
Victory at last
With death of Son

Bethesda Pool Jn 5:1-15
By William James Jonas III

While Jerusalem feasts
A crowd at Sheep Gate
Bethesda awaiting
Pool waters rotate
Angels stirring the pool
Bring promises of healing
Thirty eight years sickness
In one man heart breaking
Our Master asks the man
“Do you want to be well”
“Is that not clear? I’m here
To the stirred pool, please help”
“Rise take your bed and walk”
His voice came to the man
Knowing not t’was Jesus
Yet up he got and ran
Later in the temple
With health he met Our Lord
“See you have been made well
Stay strong and sin no more”
The man now was in awe
To all Jews he did tell
How at pool Bethesda
Jesus had made him well

Mount Moments Mt 6
By William James Jonas III

From a mountain lectern, His wisdom came forth
Guiding our path closer to God
Crowds listen closely to His immortal words
The Way to glories beyond
Seeking earthly praise of heavenly labor
Absurd when you work for the Lord
Show boating piety with cheers from the pit
Chasing neighbors’ positive word
Cheapens Godly efforts, makes His praise unfit
Act in simple silence, as you do good things
Stop playing your trumpet, see what Father brings
Your left hand’s charity, and all acts of alms
Need be known by no one, even your left palm
The Father sees all, and from Him Blessings flow
Accolades of this world are cheap circus shows
Two masters honored, impossibility
One Master is ruler of eternity
When you approach prayer
There’s no need for flare
Find ye a closet forthwith
Ignore pagan creeds
He knows every need
Seek first the kingdom that’s His

Deviled Pigs Mt 8:28-34 Mk 5:1-20 Lk 8:26-39
By William James Jonas III

Tombs of Gergesenes
Two possessed men reside
Blocking all road travel
From Jesus cannot hide
“Why do you torment us
Before it is the time
If you must cast us out
Place us in nearby swine”
Jesus told the demons “Go”
The pigs were quickly found
Tormented beasts ran east
Dove in the sea and drown
Swine shepherds without herd
Ran into the city
Proclaiming what happened
Asking local pity
A delegation came
Speaking to our Master
Requesting we leave town
Fearing more disaster

Over Sight Jn 9
By William James Jonas III

Always blind
Born that way
Jesus sees
Men ask why
Father’s sins
Or of I
Neither one
Master says
Works of God
Manifest
Within me
Spit made clay
On my eyes
Then pool wash
Siloam
Now I see
Neighbours doubt
It is me
I was healed
By Jesus
Where is He
I know not
Pharisees
Question me
My miracle
Is a sin
No healing
On Shabbat
Work that day
Not of God
Mom and dad
Must confirm
Birth blindness
But they fear
Jewish wrath
Temple ban
Silence safe
Once again
I am asked
Who healed you
Story’s same
They got mad
Kick me out
Jesus heard
Of my plight
He found me
Then I said
I believe
Pharisee
Cannot see
Why blind men
Have no sin

What The Band Saw Mt 9:18-29 Mk 5:21-43 Lk 8:40-56
By William James Jonas III

My work is with music, and death drives our trade
When the wealthy die, there’s money to be made
Our group of flute players, are not profiteers
We play when death comes, just a part of group tears
The house of Jairus, is our gig today
The guy’s daughter died, his wife asked us to play
Jairus a synagogue source of great power
Was gone as his child, saw her final last hour
Where he was who knew, he just rushed down the street
Screaming about some guy, named Jesus to meet
So now we are playing as mourners lament
And we have no clue, where sad father went
Distraught daddy returns, there are five of them
The group is Jesus, John, Peter, James, and him
“Your daughter is dead; do not waste Teacher’s time.”
But Jesus took control, the crowd sent outside
From a quiet corner, we saw what he said
“Parents, Peace Be With You, your daughter’s not dead.”
With words “Talith cumi” He told the young thing
And then she got up as if it was morning
“This child is hungry, give her something to eat.”
He swore all to silence, and walked down the street.

Almost Stoned Jn 10:22-42
By William James Jonas III

Dedication feast
Always draws a crowd
To Solomon’s porch
The temple gets loud
“Hey Jesus! Talk straight!
End all of this doubt
Are you the true Christ?
Say it, in or out?”
“What more can be said
When you don’t believe?
Work’s in Father’s name
You just do not see.
My sheep know my voice
While goats move along
My sheep know that I
And Father are one.”
“Now you have done it!”
The mob sent its cry
“Your good works are fine,
But blasphemers die.”
“Check with your lawyers
Before stoning spree.
Father’s work I do.
See that and believe.”
While crowds befuddled
By Son of Man
Jesus departed from
Their wicked hands

Gold Fish Coins Mt 17:24-27
By William James Jonas III

One day it was
Jesus and me
Capernaum gate
Just arriving
Then the temple
Collector came
Asking for taxes
In the Lord’s name
Does your Teacher
Pay temple fees?
Of course he does
I said with ease
He expected to get the call
To pay this man acting for God
Then we discussed how earthly kings
Never collect from their siblings
“Nevertheless, we will pay them”
Avoiding a situation
“Go find a hook, cast in the sea
Returning fish, will have money.”

Corn Pickers Mt 12:1-8 Mk 2:23-28 Lk 6:1-5
By William James Jonas III

It may be Shabbat
But travel we will
Earthly days numbered
So much to fulfill
As I instructed
We carry no kit
Disciples hungry
Corn satisfies it
Until some big wig
At the synagogue
Starts quoting torah
And Shabbat laws
Since they are readers
They need to recall
David’s shewbread meal
With no priests at all
Yes it is Sabbath
But do not complain
Even on this day
Son of Man does reign

Sea Stroll Mt 14-25-33 Mk 6:47-52 Jn 6:15-21
By William James Jonas III

The travels with Him
Have reached a new place
Electrified folk
Want kings of their race
So he’s mountain top
And we are at sea
Strong winds are blowing
Save us is our plea
It is the fourth watch
Strong winds boat filling
Jesus approaches
Walking not swimming
We think we have died
He says “It is I”
And as he steps in
Our destination

Stone Choice Jn 8:1-12
By William James Jonas III

Mount of Olives refuge, to temple morning walk
People hungry for the Word, listen to me talk
Pencil pushers interrupt, dragging in a girl
Screaming words adultery, stones Moses says hurl
“But Rabbi, what say you” asked by the scheming scribes
Meriting not a response, on the ground I write
Pharisaic scribes move slow, often repeat questions
They’re still here, I looked up, offered this suggestion
Yonder is a rock pile, and you have your target
Find sinless rock tossers, get the stoning started
Writing in the dirt undone, so back to my task
Mean men are full of sin, where they went, I didn’t ask
Girl remained, still ashamed, “Where are your accusers?”
They are gone, you go on, to a sinless future
The world of Light
I bring to you
To end darkness and strife
So follow me
As is to be
And have the Light of Life

Hypocrisy’s No Secret Lk 12:1-3
By William James Jonas III

The Pharisee
The Pharisee
Always Bringing
Hypocrisy
That’s their leaven
Jesus warns
When they comment
One sees their horns
Overshadow
Is a failure
All that’s covered
Is discovered
Whispers in ears
Now housetop cheers
Dark won’t abide
Light from His side

A Keeper Mt 19:16-22 Mk 10:17-22 Lk 18:18-23
By William James Jonas III

All my rich friends relaxed, but I never slept
They bragged what they had, while all knew what I KEPT
Moses ten laws I KEPT all of my life
No coveting neighbors riches or wife
So I asked good Jesus my question great
What rule KEPT would assure heavenly fate
Instead or responding as ‘thought He should
He started asking why I called Him good
We agreed God is the only source of goodness that is pure
But my question remained for a path to heaven that is sure
Since commandments I KEPT every one every day
Jesus said it was treasure I must give away
My wealth to the poor and then follow Him
Was His response for a life without end
Now I was quite sad, had some wine and then wept
He did not understand all that I had KEPT

Betrayal Jn 13:18-30 Mt 16:14-25 Mk 14:10-21 Lk 22:21-23
By William James Jonas III

Twelve disciples loyal, we were to one another
He was our Lord Teacher, and so we all were brothers
Knowledge flowed from Him, we saw beyond today
Beside Messiah, for vanquished Rome we prayed
Now it’s uncertain, He talks of sacrifice
His death the price for, blissful eternal life
Some moments hopeful, an entry for a king
Now it’s betrayal, within our sacred ring
That yesterday so far away
One of us a traitor surreal
Yet He assured apostate near
The Jesus to us would reveal
From our steadfast band
Would come black seeds of hate
Enabling Master’s death
Bright coins for His fate
As He reached the bread, that he would hand to me
I could not believe my role that was to be
As the morsel touched the hand, touching silver soon
Satan grabbed all my being, as I left the room
“What you do, do quickly,” were His words to me
My guileless brothers thought, I left for shopping
But feasts were not a thought
As I met chief priests
On this day
I’d betray
Holy Prince of Peace

I Hate Myself Mt 4:19, 14:25-31, 16:16-17, 26:69-75 Mk 8:31-33, 14:66-72 Lk 22:54-62
By William James Jonas III

He promised I would learn life as a fisher of men.
I was no longer a fisherman.
My learning, a collection of failures.
Yet, I know He is the Christ; He smiled when I said that.
A singular time.
I thought we should fight hateful ones.
He called me Satan.
At sea, I sought to walk with Him.
Almost drowned in lack of faith.
I remained at His side, desperate to comprehend
His next blow confirmed my lowliness
He told me
Before morning light, I would thrice deny my Master and Messiah
Devastated unbelieving of my future fecklessness
Disoriented but not unarmed, I attacked when goons of nasty high priests came for Him.
My attack condemned with a rebuke that I doubted angelic battalions on call
He is now gone
I am a scared fisherman
Survival seems all that is real
They will kill me as soon as they prove I am connected to Him
A damsel, a maid, and then a group asks,
If I know Jesus
In fear and distress, I proclaimed, each time, that obviously I did not
His gaze found me as the cock crew
The hideous forecast fulfilled
I am now in a courtyard corner alone
Having learned that I hate myself

Soul Food Mt 14:14-23 Mk 6:34-46 Lk 9:10-17 Jn 6:1-15
By William James Jonas III

It seems to happen where ever we go
The crowds come for Jesus they all want to know
Without preparation they rush to see Him
No room or board plans yet much more than a whim
Yet people get hungry and there’s food in town
“Master, send them away to eat and lie down”
As He commanded, we carry no larder
Still feeding the mob is what He has ordered
Five loaves and two fishes is all we have found
The multitude is told to sit on the ground
And after He blesses the fishes and bread
We pass food about and all people get fed
Five thousand men and beyond were filled that day
Then our Teacher went up to a mountain to pray

Transfiguration Lk 9:28-35 Mt 17:1-13 Mk 9:1-13
By William James Jonas III

The Master called three of us John, James, and me
A mountain before us to climb, pray, and see
Exhausted but with Him, the summit our goal
A spiritual retreat, as He fed our soul
His prayer brought bright light to His face and His hands
His garments were glistering white as the sands
My body is weak so sleep came as I feared
Not so when Moses and Elijah appeared
We but observers to their sacred exchange
Death venue Jerusalem as they explained
I then spoke out to suggest what should be done
Three tabernacles we build for these great ones
A cloud covered us with God’s voice deep within
“Jesus is my beloved Son; now hear Him”

Taxman Zach Lk 19:1-9
By William James Jonas III

Rome’s good for business, least it’s good for me
Caesar gets his piece, and I take a fee
Most folks thing I’m a no good so and so
That’s life as chief tax man in Jericho
Being the “big cheese” does not make me tall
Not quite a midget, I’m just rather small
Crowds circled Jesus, I climbed up a tree
See Him I must, but I’m just four foot three
The amazing Master walked as He taught
Came under my tree, and then He looked up
He called out my name, I came to His side
“Make haste for at thy house I must abide.”
The hate-laced crowd was completely aghast
“Jesus should not spend his time with such trash.”
His tender mercy enveloped my heart
A changed life for me, I knew where to start
Half of my wealth for the poor it is needed
Four fold repayment for those I’ve cheated
He spoke of salvation, I said Amen

As He called me a son of Abraham
Advent
By William James Jonas III

A holiday created of pagan sequence
Covered with colored lights of no consequence
Piercing this absurd costume of man
Eternal Light proclaiming His plan
Of life and joy and eternal bliss
God as a child, betrayed with a kiss
A salvation path brings peace on earth
We honor the gift of Jesus’ Birth

Merry Christmas
By William James Jonas III

As you gather for this time
To worship and adore
God’s gift of life sublime
And bliss for evermore
My gift to you
Are thoughts of love
A brighter view
Brought from above
When bells will sing
Of freedom’s ring

Heavenly News
By William James Jonas III

Heaven announced, God’s boy birth
Creator on earth for man,
To see and hear,
The hate and fear,
Part of the sacred plan,
Men of stars took note,
Of the declaration,
Did exit castles
Seeking true salvation
So began a path
With rare trinkets of wealth
Hoping to behold
The gift of God Himself

First To Know
By William James Jonas III

On a lonely cold night
‘Flock was mountainside
Away from the wild beasts
As best we could hide
When black darkness destroyed by clarion call
To proclaim peace on earth and good will for all
Our eyes transfixed angel messenger
God was now on this earth in a crib manger

Joe’s Donkey
By William James Jonas III

He owns three of us, somehow he picked me
We walk a few miles, then she has to pee
Joe is my master, he builds things with wood
Mary’s the rider, life’s essence of good
Rome has decreed, so travel we must
Back to Joe’s hometown, Bethlehem or bust
A trip to pay tax just seems very odd
For our sacred road’s a pathway to God
Is it a mission of great consequence?
I’m just a donkey, no omnipotence
I walk with great care, my precious Mary
Carries a baby, we can’t wait to see
As the time is near, the birth will take place
I know this child brings His amazing grace

No Vacancy
By William James Jonas III

This inn’s been mine for a dozen years or more
Empty rooms are always right there on my mind
I’m often repairing the roof or the floor
My bill payments are short and never on time
But serving the traveler is more than a whim
Shelter’s a promise at the Bethlehem Inn
So crowds of the season may be good for debts
But I seek to help all the ones life forgets
The empty room curse that I do truly dread
Is when I cannot give a lost soul a bed
So it broke my heart one “No Vacancy” night
A couple appeared a most pitiful sight
Young and expecting with no friends in this town
Just here for the census, no place to lay down
I checked three full times, there’s no room in the lodge
Meager was the offer, they took the garage
A few hours later, I checked on the two
And to my surprise, they knew how to make do
The nursery was arranged the best it could be
As they prepared for their blessed boy baby
A heavenly presence was guiding their moves
Stepping away humbled, no more I could do
The trio remained, with us for awhile
The boy was happy, he made us all smile
What the government calls, they can send away
The three disappeared where to I cannot say
I prayed they’d return, saved a room just in case
We were blessed just once more to see that child’s face
And my heart assures this I know my dear friend
Get ready, that boy is coming back again

I’m Glad You Were Born
By William James Jonas III

Books claim your summer birth, yet your season is this one each year
‘Not sure that day’s import, my greatest care is you came right here
Dates and places precise, will meet a prophecy
But getting these things right, did not save my lost life
Pay debts to make me free
Governments picked a winter date
For work to end, and kith and kin
To congregate and celebrate
How your blessed birth, brought peace to earth
While some men may not see
This gift of life
And end to strife
My thought supreme
This time of year
Simple and well worn
I pray this day
My God and King
Thank you for being born

Missing Boy
By William James Jonas III

He is not my son, but I do my best
In my care He is, for that I am blessed
And now He’s missing, this Passover trip
A twelve-year-old prank? I’m losing my grip
This curious boy should not disappear
His mother’s a wreck with dark raging fear
While not a rebel, the norm for his age
Lone children get hurt, no way to assuage
He’s not with uncles, or nephews or aunts
In Jerusalem, finding Him’s slim chance
Then we see our boy, in temple no less
A student a teacher, relaxed with his class
The kid’s not unkind, but he seems non-plussed
That we did not know, Father’s work comes first

He Came To My Show
By William James Jonas III

The road is my home, that and my stage
The crowd matters not, souls must be saved
My role is to warn, and heed the call
He will be here soon, to claim us all
Then as I began, matinee show
He found me backstage, blessed face a glow
Why did you show-up? My cousin friend
I merely forecast, world without end
He had other plans, things to fulfill
Then I baptized Him, that was God’s will
He is my Saviour, His will be done
When He came on stage, God blessed His Son

The Duel
By William James Jonas III

A man, He was more
But human the same
Opponent he faced
Stole souls as a game
Without any food
Forty days had passed
And yet one with God
Much more than a fast
Dark forces can tempt
Stones to become bread
That shot was not close
As souls will be fed
The next bullet came
Was cloaked as a dare
Jump off of this cliff
To prove that God cares
Reckless gunfighters
See not He is one
Testing Dad is not
The role of the Son
With one shot to spare
He prepared to win
Promising the world
By bowing to him
Another stray shot
The duel was complete
With Christ’s victory
Satan hit the street

Net Dropping
By William James Jonas III

The fishing was bad, no worse could it get
’til came the advice, on where to drop net
Advice from the shore, is never worth spit
If they were so smart, they’d have their own net
These words were unique, that came from a source
Speaking with power, t’was Jesus of course
So I moved the nets, as he instructed
The day all but lost, more than disgusted
And when the nets filled, beyond wildest dreams
A perfect days work, or that’s how it seemed
It was from His words, the catch came we agree
So we did not pause, when He said “follow me”

Thirst – John 4
By William James Jonas III

Galilee trip, is not far
Samaria to Sychar
Where Jacob built a deep well
Six hours then, rest a spell
We looked for food, at the well he remained
She drew water, without a husband’s name
His drink request, to her seemed out of place
Jews do not speak, to Samarian race
“Woman listen, as I intend
For you to never thirst again”
He then revealed God’s whole plan
Spirit and Truth for all man

Big Shots – Matthew 12:38-41
By William James Jonas III

The masters of words and law
Possessed self image quite fine
And unsure of Jesus’ rank
They asked him to give a sign
You dirty old men
Pretending no sin
Nineveh, that was your sign
Jonah, a fish
Three days dismissed
You are beyond warning time
I will repeat, simple and clear
If you were truly wise
You would open your eyes
Greater than Jonah is here

Why Stories? Matthew 13:10-16
By William James Jonas III

Teacher, Rabbi, Saviour, Friend
To us great things impart
Yet as we walk town to town
It’s tales day in and out
You have come to claim a throne
And share wisdom profound
Yet simple lesson sessions
Appear to be dumbed down
“They must have stories” He warned
All are not as you
The great heaven mysteries
Are for you blessed few
They have ears that do not hear
And eyes that lack real sight
The parable will fulfill
Their comprehension plight
Stories are the Father’s path
That I share with them
So transcending sight and sound
To forgive their sins

Servant’s Entrance Luke 19:28-40
By William James Jonas III

Jerusalem bound stopping at Bethphage
Mount of Olives prepare for next stage
A colt is waiting not far from here
We take for the Lord for the time is near
The pony retires it’s rider less life
Transporting a king that ends worldly strife
Our Master riding the crowds singing praise
The Pharisees panic when voices are raised
“Teacher rebuke them; do not let them shout”
“If I silence them, the stones would cry out.”

Tidy Temple Matthew 21:12-16 / Mark 11:15-18
By William James Jonas III

Father’s House has been messed up
By creepy punks and thieves
Ripping off the faithful
Ignored by Pharisees
Tables, they have got to go
Dove merchants a disgrace
I am not mad just certain
This trash must leave this place
My mission here is teaching
And that’s what I will do
As for chief priests they’re the least
The message is for you

Eternal Meal
By William James Jonas III

As in years before, we twelve were with Him
Celebrating freedom from Pharaoh’s whim
Recalling the time, the hour at hand
To end slavery, here we were again
Blessing the unleavened loaves He then said
“This is my body, in the form of bread”
And then as he took God’s fruit of the vine
Sharing His blood in the cup of red wine
This Pesach meal was forever transformed
Remembrance of Him, Supper of our Lord
As our work today looks toward the time
In Father’s kingdom there’s eternal wine

Gethsemane
By William James Jonas III

I asked them to come with me here to pray
Connection at night prepare for next day
My hour is close and as man I’m alone
Prayers with my friends will ease the pain to come
Blood flows from my pores my heart is cut deep
Yet my trusted men have fallen asleep
Again I call them and say stay with me
Be my prayer companions at Gethsemane
The body is weak at least in their case
My task still remains save the human race
Dozed off once again, I speak to Father
But now they awake, guards in the garden

ETA Unknown Matthew 23:36-44
By William James Jonas III

You will never know for sure, the hour of judgment day
Fools of Noah’s time confirmed, how quickly wrath held sway
Fat and happy perverts, celebrate with no pain
Dieting tomorrow, then it started to rain
There will be no difference, with hour that’s not known
Two men working the field, then one is alone
Grinding mill with women, working all in pairs
Unknown hour cometh, one will not be there
As the master of his house, in fact would have stayed home
To guard his hearth from the thief, had attack time been known
Watch therefore we do not know Son of Man’s return hour
Claiming faithful cleansed by His Majesty and Power

Thank God You Weren’t There
By William James Jonas III

You are still my King, Though missing today
‘Got up this morning, To grieve and to pray
Your death expected, The prophecy clear
Your death for our life, The hour came near
And then you were dead, I wished you weren’t right
Redemption’s remote, With your corpse in sight
A few of us ran, Coward’s not a curse
We all are the weak, For better no worse
My feet were frozen, Along with my heart
I went to the tomb, For healing to start
Each visit the same, Dead flesh needed care
Until this third day, Thank God you weren’t there!

Emmaus Walk
By William James Jonas III

You don’t understand, we told the strange man
He is Messiah, fulfilling God’s plan
Why is he still gone? some don’t comprehend
But he will be back to rule without end
Your questions are odd, manner familiar
Stay with us tonight, and share our dinner
The came the moment when bread was broken
He looked straight at us, we knew it was Him
Christ Jesus returned, bringing salvation
A gift we can’t earn, a new creation

Sheep Feeding Time
By William James Jonas III

When you died that day, our loss extreme
So craven and weak, with broken dreams
Your promised return, fishing today
Bountiful catch, we dine and pray
Now you’re asking me, cowardly Pete
Validate my love, and go feed sheep
How when where and why, a fool might ask
Yet I love you, Lord, now to the task
You soon will depart, and work will I
By feeding you sheep, until I die

Now It’s Our Job
By William James Jonas III

Eleven shell shocked soldiers, no one in the lead
Master triumphed over death, perhaps so could we
The next step unsure, it’s Rome we feared
And then as promised, our Lord appeared
Was it really Him? Who else could it be?
So He let us touch, holes in his body
The cocoon of love, now became a shell
To protect our work, His Good News to tell
Where to go unsure, what means far and near?
But proclaim we will, Christ’s truth is our spear

You Taught Me Thanksgiving
By William James Jonas III

A day
Was all
It was
To you
To eat
Miss work
Not much
To do
And then
At once
A world
Began
Of thanks
And love
And pies
Pecan
Ten years
Of bliss
You gave
To me
And shared
What thanks
Was meant
To be

Washington and Lee (Fall 1980)
By William James Jonas III

Washington and Lee University, Lexington, Virginia
Drove her to the airport
She’s back on the plane
I’m in Virginia
Walking in the rain
The weekend was magic
These are college years
But scholarship calls me
To books through the tears
Heart heavy as I walk
Freshman love-sick blues
On the library route
Past the chapel pews
As the wind hits my face
Stepping with great care
Fallen leaves on wet path
Some float in the air
A bold transformation
Of summer’s bright green
Into stunning red gold
Hues I’d never seen
There I manage the loss
My first lover friend
With colors of autumn
Shenandoah blend.

Sir Jack – The Homeless Mandarin Duck – Central Park NY
By William James Jonas III

The name is Sir Jack, a Mandarin Duck
A park’s now my home, and plum out of luck
Audubon Boston, has taken my case
There are perks when you are an endangered race
Was born in China, a nasty old hole
A trip to New York, missed date with rice bowl
Traveling solo, best way of goin’
Group travel with ducks, is worse than poison
New home’s a penthouse, viewingCentral Park
Owned by two humans, Phoebe and Big Marc
Big Marc loved the birds, Phoebe loved Big Marc
Until I got dumped, into Central Park
While still loving birds, Marc made a new friend
Big Marc left Phoebe, my gig had to end
When I came to New York
Danger I did not see
That I would get fired
By someone named Phoebe
A return trip to China would make me cry
Once home’s Central Park South, to leave is to die
The park is getting cold
Big Marc’s in the Keys
Gracey Mansion’s too old
No pond, just some trees
But I’m in a bind, and don’t have great need
A walk-up will do, with a bath tub please.

Shabbat
By William James Jonas III

Shabbat, Shalom
No one,
At Home.
Don’t work, don’t play
Read books,
And pray.
Some claim,
Rest day
From what you say
No work
6 days
Sleepless, always
Connect
To God
Or try
At least
For the free feast
Come back
Shabbat
You’re all
I’ve got.

Reality Check
By William James Jonas III

They kicked in your door,
And then read you some rights,
Why would you believe,
A goon with a flashlight,
With his machine gun,
Bad breath and dumb look,
Destroy and arrest,
Are the steps in their book.
A lawyer for free,
That is worth what you paid,
He works for the thugs,
It is all a charade,
You are played the fool,
And presented a deal,
Like a starving dog,
You take the poison meal,
Are you just a child?
Or a street idiot?
The deal just helped them,
You did more than forget
Grow up, stop playing,
Black face minstrel show
Your only power
Is when you tell them ‘No’
They told you to plea
It could be worse than you think
But most daddy’s girls
Live at home and wear pink.

Ranch Verse
By William James Jonas III

Since the days of the Republic*, Jonas’ family
Has been ranching in the Texas Hill Country
(West Centra Texas). From his grandad,
Parents, and uncles he learned how to
Raise sheep, goats and cows with a good
Horse and a good dog. Wishing for rain,
With fences that washed away in most any
Storm, fighting a losing battle with the
Coyote, and watching the grasses in
Each pasture for when to move stock,
Were part of being a rancher on the
Home Place or East Place. In the Hill
Country, ranching is what you did; that
Land is called a place (i.e. not a ranch).
Jonas went on to apply rancher resilience
In his life beyond the pasture. Currently
Living in the Appalachian Mountains of Gilmer
County West Virginia, Jonas plans to
Return to Kimble County, Texas to wish
For rain, repair fences, and try to
Get caught up with what needs to be
Done on the place.
*The Republic of Texas joined the United States February 1846

Pokey
By William James Jonas III

We don’t smoke marijuana in the pokey
Meds are free for us and paid by you
Sometimes things get tense and there is a lockdown
We lay in bed smokin’ that K2

That’s the life ya lead when
You’re in the pokey
No rent for our rooms and food is free
Tax man ain’t allowed here at the pokey
I’ll watch sports, you keep your liberty.

My Mom
By William James Jonas III

Our world was big when I was small
And you were with me through it all
Moving was part of Dad’s assignment
Change is life with boss man government
You gave so much I did not understand
With precious lessons on my path to
We were friends, you and me, when I was with none?
I have no greater gift than being your son.
Heartbreaks I bring you, yes, even today
The tears you have shed, I cannot repay
You have never denied me and often paid a great price
And forgave me each time I ignored your loving advice
Bright days are ahead, I know this is true
A future that is all because of you.

My Dad
By William James Jonas III

Larger than life is a cliché
Always for me, that’s you each day
Others were coach, you’re my biggest fan
Loving support, the model man
Loss of control you did not teach
I picked that up beyond your reach
But you were there, stood in the breach
Helped me heal up, and never preached
Endured the drama that has been my path
A safe place to cry, the best place to laugh
Tested, pestered, disappointed, let down
Without showing anger you still stuck around
To listen, be helpful and provide a plan
While showing the meaning of father and man
One thing is quite certain, I don’t meet your best
You gave me the goodness and forgave the rest.

Mule Wanted
By William James Jonas III

For thirty years,
I could be found,
Astride my gelding,
Riding around,
No shirt, leather chaps,
Burned skin, sweat, and dirt,
Chasin’ strays, fixin’ fences,
I never got hurt,
Then college, law school,
Army and career,
Took the reins from the ranch,
For the next thirty years,
And straight to the pain,
That comes with success,
No more chasin’ strays,
My life was a mess,
Of politics pomp,
And, of course, private planes,
But hands become cold,
When you’re without reins,
Rejecting that show,
Began a new quest,
Do you want my place?
Please do be my guest,
So, back to the ranch
Ain’t nothing to catch,
No need to ride horses,
My age will not match,
The years will be happy
There’re/There are things to up keep
Water troughs, water gaps,
For cows, goats and sheep
Still, I will ride
You can always do more
When your two legs,
Are riding on four,
For me no more horses,
It’s my old man’s rule
‘Cause back on the ranch,
I am riding a mule.

Missing Christmas
By William James Jonas III

I’m not going to see you for Christmas this year
Not news to you I’d say
The papers report all of my complications
And why I am away
At this time of peace on earth, my war rages on
To seize the victory or be a prisoned pawn
Either way it is the same, Dad is not around
You are used to it by now, how I let you down
No more glum, I love you so
And be of blessed cheer
I will find you in my dreams
Of freedom for next year.

Halloween
By William James Jonas III

Halloween was last week
Still thinking of you
Trick o’ treat ninjastyle
Your face not in view
But signature green eyes
Through slits in a mask
Assure me it was you
My first, best, and last
A decade has gone by
Costumes and you change
Halloween fun with you
In my heart remains.

In 1930, Fabulous Is Not Late
By William James Jonas III

Fabulous is not late
You’ve been told before
If you check that damn watch
I will hit the door
Looking so amazing
I do for just you
Just one way to reflect
That your love is true
Yes, I am right here
Don’t act so surprised
Who cares if I’m late?
I always arrive
The party’s a gas
Our usual crowd
As long as it’s jazz
It can’t be too loud
Since this is your party
The fun can begin
If you want to just talk
Bring me some good gin.

Eye was gonna lose
By William James Jonas III

Eye was gonna lose
That’s the story told
The victim a rapper
Eighteen years old.

Actors from Brooklyn
Fake making a point
About a rigged system
Youths in the joint.

Cry baby players
Ignore when men choose
To give in and say
Eye was gonna lose.

What made you so smart?
What advice you took?
How dumb can you be
To sing from their book.

How is it their fault
As you cry the blues
When you stop trying
You will always lose.

Calling in Sick – Buck Fever
By William James Jonas III

Ode to a West Virginia Prison Guard
Hope you get a big deer
That is what they say
Instead of good morning
Or have a nice day
The month is November
Appalachian state
Get yourself a ten point
Or you will not rate
If you’re a prison guard
Life just ain’t complete
‘Less you got a freezer
That’s full of deer meat
All felons are sleeping
The Warden’s away
It is hunting season
Boss man’s gotta play.

Birthday
By William James Jonas III

Sorry I missed your birthday
My best excuse so far
Not quite dead
In the Fed
No idea where you are
Only have your phone number
No way that I’ll call
‘Cause you’ll pick up
And with my luck
Another bill I won’t pay, that’s all
Still, this is your Happy Birthday
You can save it for next year
By that time
Things will be fine
Celebrating for you up here.

Back ridin’ soon
By William James Jonas III

Knocked off again
That’s no surprise
I play to win
That means survive
Arenas I pick
The bull a guess
It takes just one
For great success
In my years ridin’ hard
Not much happens quick
Falling’s part of the climb
And then that big pick
Will give the ride
That will change your career
You’re now the best
The one that the bulls fear
I’ll get there some day
That time will come
The right rodeo
On the right one
Takes me from good
To great in one ride
Fame will find me
Time is on my side
But first I must learn how to walk again
Last night’s ride was tough, I need time to mend
Make no mistake, you will see me in lights
Thanks for stopping by, tell my nurse goodnight.

Advent
By William James Jonas III

A holiday created of pagan sequence
Covered with colored lights of no consequence
Piercing this absurd costume of man
Eternal light proclaiming His plan
Of Life and Joy and eternal bliss
God as a child betrayed with a kiss
A salvation path brings peace on earth
We honor the gift of Jesus’ birth.

13,000 Bucks
By William James Jonas III

Hunting season’s first day, West Virginia’s rep
Thirteen thousand bucks killed, Mountaineer’s beloved
Just imagine pre-dawn
At each male deer house
An early corn breakfast
With children and spouse
Then daylight came calling
Dad kissed mother and daughter
Walked out in the open
And then promptly got slaughtered
On that Appalachian day
It was not a crime
‘though it happened so they say
Thirteen thousand times
Others may not like my bleeding-heart tale
Describing buck deer like a human male
Is it easier
To just blindly accept
Statistics that make
One day’s hunting correct
How in this small state, on one single day
So many horned deer, were ready to slay
That is why I suggest
As a very wise geezer
Many a first day buck

Greeted morn from the freezer.

Pushing II

By William James Jonas III

Pushing Through

Pushing To

Pushing Threw

Through with all the waste

Fear is just a taste

Jackals run the show

Blind men do not know

We are through

Going to

Passage threw

Dragon Zoo

Garbage cannot hide

Highway suicide

It may be home to you

But that’s not pushing thro

Screaming

By William James Jonas III

Why are you screaming

There’s nothing to do

Why are you screaming

No one’s hearing you

Until you stop screaming

Nobody will care

Cause anyone screaming

We know isn’t there

Back to School

By William James Jonas III

Ray don’t like his cage

Ray stays in a rage

Ray know white folk don’t care

Ray say life ain’t fair

Ray has got no breaks

Ray’s judges on the take

Ray don’t have no hope

Ray wants to smoke dope

Ray shouldn’t feel this way

He’s in first grade

And this is his first day

Keep Moving

By William James Jonas III

As our world’s met

A union craved

You saw me one night

Thought perhaps a dream

It was me

As meant to be

A path of connection

Some slur misdirection

Others condemn

Real love as pretend

Sad ones doubt judge and control

Say

“What are you doing”?

They deny the light

Keep moving

Moving is not past, or on, or over,

Or down, or up

When moving is that – it’s not moving at all

You will know the time to

Reach for my hand

Until then –

Keep moving

The Portal

By William James Jonas III

My walk is short

And she is there

Your moon

Our moon

Bringing you near

When I lift

Eyes to her

A shining face

Reveals

The moments you

Commune with her

You are close

To me

As I send

Comfort of love

Talking won’t do

No words express

The tenderness

Moon beams me

To you

William James Jonas III

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1 Comment

Tenzin
March 8, 2022 at 4:38 am

Hello William
Enjoyed your verse. Your iambic pentameter is a little off, but your choice of word erases that faux pas? Did you study poetry before jail, or was it something you began there?
I googled you. As we tend to do out here. I was a little afraid you might be the donor of genetic material that sired the modern abomination to music known as ‘The Jonas Brothers”. Boy, was I relieved when you turned out to be a white collar criminal!
Sarcasm aside. It’s great work. Really enjoyed it. Going by the structure of your prose, and your reluctance to flesh something out, choosing to make it condensed and meaningful, I wonder if you have thought about attempting some ‘haikus’? I think this might be a great vessel for your work.
All the best.
T
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