Feces Throwers of MSP Unit 29 Lockdown
By Darosky Ford
In Unit 29 lockdown they call it
A shit shake or getting hit with the draco.
I always heard about the shit shake,
But never saw it in action with my own eyes.
It is something that I really didn’t want to see,
Just imagining how repulsive that could be.
The WORD/was/there was a convict named Twin
Who was the king of the shit shakes?
He would put it in a VO5 Shampoo bottle and
Squirt it through the cell bars on whoever he argued with.
I happened to see Twin,
He was dark skinned, and more than six feet tall.
I saw him throw a bag of shit bigger than a basketball.
Twin had an argument with a guy one day.
The guy told Twin, “I throw shit too if that’s how you want to play.”
They argued for a long period
Of time before anything actually happened.
The guy shot shit on Twin from a VO5 shampoo bottle.
They commenced to throwing and
Shooting shit on each other full throttle.
They were arguing back and forth.
I said to myself, “the officers will be in here soon.”
As the officers were taking Twin to the shower
I saw him lick shit off his chest and
Say, “nigga I’m a real baboon.”
Twin was the king of arguments and strife.
I never saw a person come up with
So much shit in all my life.
Twin threatened to throw shit on the warden.
The warden said, “with you I’m definitely not going to play.”
Twin was packed up and
Shipped off of the compound the next day.
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